What about Paramus or White Plains? They have them there too.
Hmm. It seems unlikely, but you never know.
We're taking a moment ... and we're done.
Oz ,'Chosen'
What Happens in Natter 35 Stays in Natter 35
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Jesse - May 29, 2005 6:37:08 am PDT #7754 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Tom Scola - May 29, 2005 6:50:22 am PDT #7755 of 10001
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.
Paramus is closed on Sundays.
Eddie - May 29, 2005 7:01:42 am PDT #7756 of 10001
Your tag here.
::collapses::
Just rode my bike TEN MILES! A new personal best.
What's the number for 911 again?
§ ita § - May 29, 2005 7:11:42 am PDT #7757 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I just realised I know one of the writers of Catwoman. I feel so ... dirty. And responsible. Was there something I could have done to stop this sweet and funny man from having a part in that? I don't know. I'll never know. But I can't help but wonder.
Jessica - May 29, 2005 7:13:39 am PDT #7758 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Do people not, like, try bras on? Is this how they end up the wrong size? Because, I've changed bra sizes probably 5 times in the last decade
Most women apparently don't do this -- they stick with one bra size for decades even if their body shape has changed. And most people don't get professionally fitted even once.
Fred Pete - May 29, 2005 7:20:10 am PDT #7759 of 10001
Ann, that's a ferret.
A little late, but since I wasn't around yesterday:
Happy Birthday, Sean!
Trudy Booth - May 29, 2005 7:20:19 am PDT #7760 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Why is there nothing like Nordstroms out here? Bah.
Go to The Town Shope (81stish/Broadway) or any of the places on Orchard Street where they can size you at a glance.
Sophia Brooks - May 29, 2005 7:22:52 am PDT #7761 of 10001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here
I have also found that when giving a bra size for a costume fitting, everyone used the band size 34. Like, tiny, tiny miniature women and amazon women. And small women always write B, even if they are an A-, and large women never admit to a size over D, and rarely over C. It is very bizarre.
Nutty - May 29, 2005 7:30:10 am PDT #7762 of 10001
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."
It amuses me vastly that people outside of Hollywood, I mean people whose bodies (but not their faces) are still their livings, lie about their heights and weights. There is a nice young man in our local minor leagues who lists himself at 5'9", but everybody who has seen him in person chuckles and marks him down as 5'7".
And for the longest time, the three largest members of the Red Sox were all listed at 230 lbs., and the only question was, Who is lying the most about his weight? I mean, it's obviously possible to succeed in this particular profession with a spare tire; there are people in the majors who don't lie about their weights; but some people persist, the way that Michael Douglas persists in claiming that he is not a superannuated, all-plastic robot.
Jessica - May 29, 2005 7:40:20 am PDT #7763 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Scientific Journals Often State The Obvious:
In what its sponsors called a "landmark study," scientists found that when your fingers are numb and turning that lovely robin's-egg blue, you make more typing effors. Er, errors. "When employees get chilly," the scientists concluded, "they are not working to their full potential." Achoo!
Investigators working on that finger-in-the-chili case at Wendy's may find inspiration in a study published online in March in the Annals of Emergency Medicine. Every year some 28,000 kids and adults wind up in hospital emergency rooms because some mishap has cut off a finger; one high-risk group is men over 55. Apart from digits lost in workplace accidents, the most common cause of finger amputation in the men is -- drumroll, please -- power tools. So anyone looking suspiciously at, oh, sinks or toasters for their finger-gobbling potential can more profitably focus on chainsaws.