I just said that you're pretty. Even when you're covered in...engine grease, you're... No, especially, especially when you're covered in engine grease.

Simon ,'Jaynestown'


What Happens in Natter 35 Stays in Natter 35  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Cashmere - May 28, 2005 5:20:21 pm PDT #7730 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

Just in time for the Indy 500, whiny race car drivers.


Sophia Brooks - May 28, 2005 6:05:45 pm PDT #7731 of 10001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

Happy Birthday Sean!

Also Bridge of Bird brings back memories... it was my primary-middle school best friends favorite book in the seventh grade, and I remember really enjoying it, althoiugh I don;t remember much of it now. I will have to pick it up somewhere and reread.


Typo Boy - May 28, 2005 6:10:55 pm PDT #7732 of 10001
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.

Just in time for the Indy 500, whiny race car drivers.

Oh Jesus - in a 1,500+ pound car you [on edit - you being whiney driver, not beloved buffista] are complaining that a lightweight is driving it?

If the weight of the driver makes that much difference, recruit a freaking little person. Hey can I drive in the Indy, and get all the people under my 220 pounds banned?


erikaj - May 28, 2005 6:19:19 pm PDT #7733 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

OMG, JZ...you've made me picture "Throw that weakassed shit, meat." in a kid-voice. This seems wrong so I thought I'd blame you. You're a liberal Catholic...you're used to guilt that isn't yours after all.


aurelia - May 28, 2005 6:43:33 pm PDT #7734 of 10001
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

Gordon should shave all his body hair and race naked. Maybe that'll help.


quester - May 28, 2005 7:07:25 pm PDT #7735 of 10001
Danger is my middle name, only I spell it R. u. t. h. - Tina Belcher.

Gordon should shave all his body hair and race naked.

What a dick! Talk about poor sportsmanship.


§ ita § - May 28, 2005 7:23:51 pm PDT #7736 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I'm embarassed to ask this, but has anyone seen After Sex with Brooke Shields and DB Sweeney? How does it end? I've seen as far as either Madsen and Sweeney or Pitillo and Schaech reconciling, which ever was later. TiVo cut off on a shot of Brooke Shields leaving the cafe -- what happened next?


msbelle - May 28, 2005 7:56:45 pm PDT #7737 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

I have never even heard of that, ita.

I am up too late, but I had a great day. slept in, ran neighborhood errands, went to the Mall, bought 4 skirts at Macy's (really liking Sunny Leigh), had yummy chicken teriyaki, went to Target and hit the motherload of EVERYTHING. 4 area rugs, 3 more skirts, 3 dresses, 2 cardigans, an overcoat, a bunch of cards & gift bags, 5 plastic storage bins, a new set of sheets and a throw pillow that all match my duvet, a leather magazine holder, towels & washcloths, and some pink handled tools to replace the ones that got confiscated at the airport last week. Me trying to deal with all that was ridiculous, I had to get a "carry out" and get a cab home. I swear, Isaac Mizrahi getting the Target gig may be the best thing that ever happened to me. All his stuff fits me.


Matt the Bruins fan - May 28, 2005 8:25:47 pm PDT #7738 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Happy Birthday Sean!


billytea - May 28, 2005 9:10:31 pm PDT #7739 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

The GF is quite well. Her Birthday was two days ago, and I gave her some scented candles she'd expressed interest in, and also got a her a book (Bridge of Birds by Barry Hughart) which I am reading to her. It's really a wonderful fantasy novel of "an ancient China that never was." I've read the whole series and highly recommend it to everyone. I wanted to get it and read it to her because I found it to be a beautiful and enchanting story, and I wanted to share that with her, because that's how she makes me feel.

Awww. That's quality schmoop, right there. Seriously. I love feeling that way.

Unfortunately, that combination is rarer than that damned woodpecker they just found.

Which is SO COOL!!! I followed the plight of the ivory-billed woodpecker, and I love a story with a happy ending. Well, I love a story with a happy ending that involves woodpeckers.

OMG, JZ...you've made me picture "Throw that weakassed shit, meat." in a kid-voice.

Make it 'talky meat' and I'm right there with you.