Where's the praising and extolling of my virtues? Where's the love?

Host ,'Not Fade Away'


What Happens in Natter 35 Stays in Natter 35  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Trudy Booth - May 27, 2005 8:25:04 am PDT #7484 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

That is awesome. I think becoming "Big Momma" automatically makes you about 50 times cooler than any other person in the room.

I agree, but is is physically possible for you to be a "Big Momma"?

I think in our fifties you and I should merge in some super hero fashion into a Big Momma entity. We'll bake pies, share wigs, and fight crime.


DebetEsse - May 27, 2005 8:26:27 am PDT #7485 of 10001
Woe to the fucking wicked.

The question is, do you start with the comic book or the tv show? Because I can see it going huge.


Daisy Jane - May 27, 2005 8:33:18 am PDT #7486 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

I think in our fifties you and I should merge in some super hero fashion into a Big Momma entity. We'll bake pies, share wigs, and fight crime.

And tell dirty jokes! Though I suppose you already have that part covered.


shrift - May 27, 2005 8:50:46 am PDT #7487 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

Freebietude might be my new favorite word.

I was also thinking about freebieosity and freebieness and bear free and free beer and free verse and free will and free enterprise and FREEBIRD and the word has lost all meaning.

Wow, I'm drugged to my nonexistent gills.


Trudy Booth - May 27, 2005 8:51:52 am PDT #7488 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

And tell dirty jokes! Though I suppose you already have that part covered.

Well, we can try ...


Theodosia - May 27, 2005 9:02:15 am PDT #7489 of 10001
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Random Jewish question: is it allowed to knit on the Sabbath? Or is that considered work?


-t - May 27, 2005 9:05:12 am PDT #7490 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

It's one of the 39 categories of work:

27. Chainstitching 44

This includes all crocheting, knitting, and braiding activities.


tommyrot - May 27, 2005 9:06:02 am PDT #7491 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

This includes all crocheting, knitting, and braiding activities.

Can you braid hair?


-t - May 27, 2005 9:07:20 am PDT #7492 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Not only can you not braid hair, you can't comb hair. Because you might pull some out, and that is considered shearing.


Betsy HP - May 27, 2005 9:07:50 am PDT #7493 of 10001
If I only had a brain...

Does everybody look scruffy Saturday morning?