I already know what I'm gonna call her. Got a name all picked out...

Mal ,'Out Of Gas'


What Happens in Natter 35 Stays in Natter 35  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


sarameg - May 27, 2005 7:42:19 am PDT #7470 of 10001

We use coke in NM as well.

Even when we mean jarritos.


Daisy Jane - May 27, 2005 7:44:22 am PDT #7471 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Ke-razy. Can it be used for any drink or just for carbonated beverages?

Well you wouldn't ask for a coke if you wanted iced tea, but if say you wanted a Big Red- that's a coke.

I had a non-southern English teacher in 4th or 5th grade who was always going on about calling adhesive bandages Band Aids, and Xeroxing things when you were actually copying them, I'm sure people asking for Cokes all the time drove her bugfuck.


kat perez - May 27, 2005 7:45:09 am PDT #7472 of 10001
"We have trust issues." Mylar

Hmm, I guess it's no different than offering someone a kleenex instead of a tissue.

Still, would it work if you were offering more than just soda choices. Could you say, "Want a coke? I have Coke, 7Up or lemonade." or is it only for soda?

The things I learn around Buffistas. (Well, I guess I learned it from my co-worker. Y'all just reinforced the learning.)

ETA: I remember Big Red. That's some good soda. I am a fan of the fruit flavored sodas in general.


tommyrot - May 27, 2005 7:46:46 am PDT #7473 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

No different than someone saying they'll have a pop or soda.

Not exactly.

"I'll have a pop."

"What kind?"

"Pop."


tommyrot - May 27, 2005 7:49:29 am PDT #7474 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

ION:

DeLay accuses network of slurring him on show

OS ANGELES - House Majority Leader Tom DeLay accused NBC Thursday of slurring his name by including an unflattering reference to him on the NBC police drama “Law & Order: Criminal Intent.”

DeLay’s name surfaced Wednesday night on the show’s season finale, which centered on the fictional slayings of two judges by suspected right-wing extremists.

In the episode, police are frustrated by a lack of clues, leading one officer, played by Kathryn Erbe, to quip, “Maybe we should put out an APB (all-points-bulletin) for somebody in a Tom DeLay T-shirt.”

Heh.


Daisy Jane - May 27, 2005 7:50:17 am PDT #7475 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Still, would it work if you were offering more than just soda choices. Could you say, "Want a coke? I have Coke, 7Up or lemonade." or is it only for soda?

That would be like

channels Aunt Doris Jane

"You thirsty hon? Whatchoo wont? coke, lemonade? Coke? We got Dr. Pepper & RC."


kat perez - May 27, 2005 7:55:59 am PDT #7476 of 10001
"We have trust issues." Mylar

"You thirsty hon? Whatchoo wont? coke, lemonade? Coke? We got Dr. Pepper & RC."

Ha. That sounds like my best friend's Big Momma. I used to love going over to her house when I was a little girl because she had a never ending cavalcade of wigs. And underneath the wigs she had really long hair that she wore in two pigtails pinned up on top of her head. I cannot wait to be an old black woman and get my wig on!


-t - May 27, 2005 8:00:40 am PDT #7477 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

"You thirsty hon? Whatchoo wont? coke, lemonade? Coke? We got Dr. Pepper & RC."

In my head, this sounds very much like Heather's short course in How to Flirt with the Bartender in Order to Ensure he Serves that Last Drink after the Bar is Officially Closed.


Daisy Jane - May 27, 2005 8:00:43 am PDT #7478 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Big Momma

Aww that's my great-grandmother on my dad's side. She used to tell dirty jokes to all the kids in the neighborhood, and gave my grandparents a place to live when they got married and Mimi's parent's didn't approve.


Daisy Jane - May 27, 2005 8:03:28 am PDT #7479 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

In my head, this sounds very much like Heather's short course in How to Flirt with the Bartender in Order to Ensure he Serves that Last Drink after the Bar is Officially Closed.

Hee. Well, it worked.

Actually, if I had been able to introduce you to Cynthia, you'd know how very much it sounds like her. Southern-belleiest speech patterns evah.