Nothing worth talking to is worth eating. So far, anyway.
Uh, are we gonna fight, or is there just gonna be a monster sarcasm rally?
Stoner Vamp ,'Lessons'
What Happens in Natter 35 Stays in Natter 35
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
§ ita § - May 25, 2005 12:32:04 pm PDT #6944 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
sarameg - May 25, 2005 12:32:13 pm PDT #6945 of 10001
If it could talk,no reason it couldn't get up and walk away and god knows some tubs I've forgotten in the back of the fridge sure as hell were trying....
Topic!Cindy - May 25, 2005 12:32:48 pm PDT #6946 of 10001
What is even happening?
Darth Colic
tommyrot - May 25, 2005 12:32:56 pm PDT #6947 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I keep trying to think what the yoghurt would say and all I can come up with is "God no please please please oh Jesus help me please don't eat me I'll do anything just please please no,"
Heh.
I'd respond, "Dude, you're a bastard child of science. It truly sucks to be you. I'll be doing you a favor; trust me."
Matt the Bruins fan - May 25, 2005 12:33:07 pm PDT #6948 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
Good times, good times. If they've been married the one year, she kills with paper, right?
I'm sure JZ has a book of medieval literature or marriage customs around somewhere that's heavy enough to snap someone's neck in a poetically just fashion.
sarameg - May 25, 2005 12:33:14 pm PDT #6949 of 10001
Stork nest cam: [link]
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Laura - May 25, 2005 12:33:54 pm PDT #6950 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.
Soccer update. Soccer men pretty.
Gudanov - May 25, 2005 12:34:09 pm PDT #6951 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping
The founders of TCBY will be the first against the wall when the yogurt revolts.
§ ita § - May 25, 2005 12:34:45 pm PDT #6952 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
But from your persepective, would you notice a difference?
Wouldn't you? I mean, the rest of the world mightn't (okay, everyone corresponding to you off the internet might), but you die, and another you keeps going. How can you get this unique spark of sentience in that vessel?
(in 1000 years, that question may look really stupid. But anyone from 1000 years in the future reading this needs a life anyway)
§ ita § - May 25, 2005 12:35:36 pm PDT #6953 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Well, if you mean eating in the literal sense.
Nothing I've ever swallowed has been capable of a conversation. The talky bits of meat stayed alive and undigested.