Lorne: Once the word spreads you beat up an innocent old man, well, the truly terrible will think twice before going toe-to-toe with our Avenging Angel. Spike: Yes. The geriatric community will be soiling their nappies when they hear you're on the case. Bravo.

'The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco'


What Happens in Natter 35 Stays in Natter 35  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jesse - May 24, 2005 2:01:21 pm PDT #6615 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

What's really sad is my grandmother was telling me that at least up in MA, rainfall is actually low this year. It's been gray a lot, but not a lot of actual rain. BAH.

That's some cute kid, Cashmere.


Topic!Cindy - May 24, 2005 2:09:55 pm PDT #6616 of 10001
What is even happening?

Jesse, it's also been the coldest May here on record, since 1872.

He can't throw a ball but he can watch tv like a champ.
TOO CUTE! He's ruining my perfectly grouchy mood!


Jesse - May 24, 2005 2:11:25 pm PDT #6617 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Jesse, it's also been the coldest May here on record, since 1872.

Good lord.


DawnK - May 24, 2005 2:18:15 pm PDT #6618 of 10001
giraffe mode

Perkins, go you with the breaking of external web sites! Glad the package got there. I could not resist the bandaids (I got Hello Kitty ones for me!).

Cashmere, that's one adorable kid you got there. Wanna trade? I'll ship you my 14 y.o. She's pretty quiet and will clean her room (the downside? She's full-on teen angst girl)

Jili, my aunt orders from QVC all the time. She loves them and has said that it's pretty easy to return stuff if it doesn't fit. Don't know if that helps at all.

My boss is in Prague and he must have called me 3 times this morning. I don't talk to him this much when he in the same office. It put me so behind, I'm gonna just give up and go home. It'll alllll be here tomorrow, right?


§ ita § - May 24, 2005 2:41:07 pm PDT #6619 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I'm not going to comment on her weight, but this picture makes me wonder if I've seen them, post-puberty, near people other than themselves. Maybe that guy is Andre the Giant-sized?


Jesse - May 24, 2005 2:44:37 pm PDT #6620 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

He's big.

But really I was looking for the blog that had the My Giant poster under that picture.


DavidS - May 24, 2005 2:46:08 pm PDT #6621 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I'm not going to comment on her weight

How about the outfit?


§ ita § - May 24, 2005 2:47:34 pm PDT #6622 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

How about the outfit?

Hobo-boho has got to go.

That hat is a crime against cowgirls.

But I'm very relieved to see he's a mountain man. Because that was freaky. Who is he?


Jesse - May 24, 2005 2:54:13 pm PDT #6623 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Who is he?

The answer to that question requires more Mary-Kate research than I'm prepared to do.


DawnK - May 24, 2005 3:02:48 pm PDT #6624 of 10001
giraffe mode

I think she's dating some nightclub owner. Richie somebody? Ya know, I've had a People subscription forever and I read the damn thing every week but that's all that I can remember.