So annoying I won't even share it.
The tween that lives in the apartment across the trees from me had a dance remix of Milkshake playing on loop Saturday night.
I'm still not recovered. And now you won't be either!
My old friend and I drifted far apart in high school. Like way far apart, but not acrimoniously at all. We just were different people. So anyway, there is a lot of intervening years stuff that is just absent from any knowlege we have of each other. And it is startling to realize this. She asks if I'm married, have kids and I'm like, do you not
know
me?!
And well, no. She doesn't. We were important parts of each others' childhoods, but it didn't go past that.
And dude, I'm old enough that the marriage/kids question is perfectly reasonable. Now THAT'S freaky.
Freaky designer fruit.
Coming soon to a grocery store near you: Freaky designer meat.
Ground Liger! Perfect for the grill! Buffaroo - it's lean and tasty!
I missed the ethnicity discussion, but I admit to putting "American" on anything that asks. I've got one grandmother descended from colonists that came over with William Penn, and the other grandmother was Choctaw. One grandfather immigrated from Germany, and the other from Ireland (top two immigrant nations). I don't think it gets any more American than that.
Which is funny, since my whole young life I got "You speak English really well" and "We can't take your out-of-country checks" since I lived in New Mexico.
I think I can get "Love is all around" back in my head if I really try. At least it's not as annoying as Kelis or Gwen Stefani.
And dude, I'm old enough that the marriage/kids question is perfectly reasonable. Now THAT'S freaky.
Yep.
Which is funny, since my whole young life I got "You speak English really well" and "We can't take your out-of-country checks" since I lived in New Mexico.
OMG, what is wrong with people?
I suppose I should get to work now.
Wow, people R dum. did you carry around a US map to prove people wrong about things like that??
Buffaroo
I thin this is an adjective, meaning "really really buff." Or, possibly, underpants made out of buffalo hide.
I've heard these "New Mexico is a forgeign country" stories for forever, and they never fail to boggle.
My driver's ed teacher in high school asked me what country I was from. I said California. That seemed to satisfy him.
Someone in my high school yearbook had a quotation attributed to "Buckaroo Bonsai."
