Saffron: I'll die. Mal: Well, as a courtesy, you might start getting busy on that, 'cause all this chatter ain't doin' me any kindness.

'Trash'


What Happens in Natter 35 Stays in Natter 35  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Nutty - May 17, 2005 4:33:28 am PDT #4707 of 10001
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

You know, if I were to pet an animal, it would not be a chicken.

I guess the cats organized a rebellion against the very idea of little cat-jackets. Also, I can't imagine it would be fun to be in your office and suddenly have a small hollow model of a cat suddenly jump onto your head.


§ ita § - May 17, 2005 4:39:25 am PDT #4708 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Don't knock chicken therapy.


Nilly - May 17, 2005 4:41:12 am PDT #4709 of 10001
Swouncing

Last night, cows in tutus. This afternoon, chicken therapy. What animal and in what strange situation will appear in Natter next?


sarameg - May 17, 2005 4:47:07 am PDT #4710 of 10001

I guess the cats organized a rebellion against the very idea of little cat-jackets.

I suspect you'd quickly be bitten by the fauxcat.


billytea - May 17, 2005 4:48:16 am PDT #4711 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Last night, cows in tutus. This afternoon, chicken therapy. What animal and in what strange situation will appear in Natter next?

You called?


Jessica - May 17, 2005 4:48:34 am PDT #4712 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Researchers in Singapore develop a system for remotely petting chickens over the internet.

Singapore = weird.


Nilly - May 17, 2005 4:49:30 am PDT #4713 of 10001
Swouncing

billytea! I was hoping the animals-in-strange-situations will bring you out, since it's been forever since I posted with you, and I have no idea how you're doing. So, how are you?


Topic!Cindy - May 17, 2005 4:49:35 am PDT #4714 of 10001
What is even happening?

Last night, cows in tutus. This afternoon, chicken therapy. What animal and in what strange situation will appear in Natter next?
I don't know, Nilly. We're all kind of tired of talking politics.


Gudanov - May 17, 2005 4:50:18 am PDT #4715 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping

Researchers in Singapore develop a system for remotely petting chickens over the internet.

My God, they're years ahead of us. Writing my congressman, Emmanual Cleaver, to urge an increase in remote poultry technology funding.


tommyrot - May 17, 2005 4:50:35 am PDT #4716 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

We're all kind of tired of talking politics.

I'm not.

No wait--yes I am.