Fred: The size and depth of the wound indicate a female vampire. Harmony: Or gay! Fred: Um…it doesn't really work like that.

'Harm's Way'


What Happens in Natter 35 Stays in Natter 35  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Rio - May 16, 2005 8:55:41 pm PDT #4677 of 10001
Are you ready to be strong?

You should look into the training nights at chi-chi salons. You get your hair colored by a trainee, overseen by a big fancy stylist, for a fraction of the regular cost. I know the Aveda Institute out here does a pretty good job w/ those. Is there one near you?


Rio - May 16, 2005 8:56:24 pm PDT #4678 of 10001
Are you ready to be strong?

I am so gentle

Why does this strike suspicion and fear into my heart, then, HUH?


§ ita § - May 16, 2005 8:57:46 pm PDT #4679 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Why does this strike suspicion and fear into my heart, then, HUH?

I'm multi-faceted, that's all.

No worries, beep, etcetera.


JenP - May 16, 2005 8:57:57 pm PDT #4680 of 10001

That's fantastic, ita. Congratulaitons!

24: aurelia, I was actually naively happy for as long as it took me to type, "Aw... sweet," and then it immediately struck me that they were setting me up to gut me. I despair of watching the finale .


DavidS - May 16, 2005 8:59:30 pm PDT #4681 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Why does this strike suspicion and fear into my heart, then, HUH?

Because it's what you say to people when you're pimping yoga.


P.M. Marc - May 16, 2005 9:00:43 pm PDT #4682 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

You should look into the training nights at chi-chi salons. You get your hair colored by a trainee, overseen by a big fancy stylist, for a fraction of the regular cost. I know the Aveda Institute out here does a pretty good job w/ those. Is there one near you?

I'm in Seattle, and I don't know if any of our chi-chi salons have training nights, but I can ask Jilli.


§ ita § - May 16, 2005 9:02:30 pm PDT #4683 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

If Jack ends the day with the blood of Paul AND Tony on his hands, how is he going to look at himself in the mirror?


aurelia - May 16, 2005 9:05:24 pm PDT #4684 of 10001
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

He won't have a chance to get to a mirror if he runs in to Michelle first.


§ ita § - May 16, 2005 9:06:27 pm PDT #4685 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Especially if she gets fired up by Audrey.


Allyson - May 16, 2005 9:12:28 pm PDT #4686 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

I wonder if I took ita's class if she'd either:

A) pretend she didn't know me,
B) bust my nut especially hard, or
C) treat me like the teacher's pet

I suppose her answer to the above would be to tell me I should come to a class to find out.