I would certainly offer a fake password for a free coffee, and probably a real one. They don't even knnow my name or where I work!

Today we interviewed a potential HR manager. He is my age, attractive (tall, dark, slicked-back hair, glasses), accomplished, organizes bloood drives and such, has a black belt in Tae Kwan Do and has run a marathon. I'm calling him Clark and waiting for him to step into the phone booth.

Actually, I'm convinced all of the above means he must be evil. I have a deep distrust of charm.

Scanning through the list of LC subject headings, looking for references to Jesus Christ (yay, religion sections of major university libraries). "Jesus People-United States, Jesus prayer, Jesus walking on the water (Miracle), Jesus walking on the water (Miracle)-Art, Jesus walking on the water (Miracle)-Juvenile literature, Jetboat engines--well I suppose it beats walking on the water--oh, wait."

Wow, like those half black, half white aliens on ST:TOS.

Huh. That's weird. I'm eating a black-and-white cookie right now.

I don't get the black-and-white cookie phenomenon. It's just a cookie that's frosted half black and half white, yes?

It's just a cookie that's frosted half black and half white, yes?

Well, not exactly. The secret of the black-and-white cookie is that it's not really a cookie, it's a cake. It's a cake in convenient cookie form.

But are they available all year round?

t still somewhat ashamed

it's a weird cult in NYC.

Have you had a Mallomar lately? They got smaller! Sucks.

But are they available all year round?

Yes. But not to tourists.

"Look to the cookie Elaine, look to the cookie!"

You see, it's like a cupcake, except with a much larger surface area, which means it can have that much more frosting.

Yes, they're available all year round. Virtually any store in NY that sells freshly baked goods will have them.