Can't drink, smoke, diddle my willy. Doesn't leave much to do other than watch you blokes stumble around playing Agatha Christie.

Spike ,'The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco'


What Happens in Natter 35 Stays in Natter 35  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Scrappy - May 12, 2005 5:51:14 pm PDT #3758 of 10001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

Bon Bon, I shall be watching shortly. Can not wait!


Gus - May 12, 2005 5:51:42 pm PDT #3759 of 10001
Bag the crypto. Say what is on your mind.

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Something could be more fun.


bon bon - May 12, 2005 5:53:59 pm PDT #3760 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

OK. I get it. Where do we go to talk about stuff that has nothing to do with Macs or contrived reality shows?

Look around. If you see a thread that has a title not including "natter", you're home.


Kalshane - May 12, 2005 5:54:51 pm PDT #3761 of 10001
GS: If you had to choose between kicking evil in the head or the behind, which would you choose, and why? Minsc: I'm not sure I understand the question. I have two feet, do I not? You do not take a small plate when the feast of evil welcomes seconds.

I dunno, I got a kick out of this:

NEWSFLASH: The Advanced Rutabaga Study Institute (ARSI) has declared:
NATIONAL RUTABAGA MONTH - MAY, 2005

At least they're enthusiastic. And hey, it's National Rutabaga Month, so we're timely. (I also appearantly never knew how to spell "rutabaga".)


Gus - May 12, 2005 5:57:10 pm PDT #3762 of 10001
Bag the crypto. Say what is on your mind.

t sticks meaty tongue out at bon bon


sarameg - May 12, 2005 6:03:33 pm PDT #3763 of 10001

OK, local news has a piece that they are promoing based off a 12 year old who looks (and may be mentally, they don't say, but clips indicate a likelihood) a barely-3 year old as "fountain of youth." This really upsets me. This is exploitation and keerist, someone who lookes 3 at 12 years? Fuck the worship of youth. Don't use that phrase.


Gus - May 12, 2005 6:09:17 pm PDT #3764 of 10001
Bag the crypto. Say what is on your mind.

Fuck the worship of youth.

Oh, Carp.

t Read all of it, Gus. Don't be more of a nimrod than you have to.


Lee - May 12, 2005 6:21:51 pm PDT #3765 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Hi. My name is perkins, and I am a sushi ho.


Pix - May 12, 2005 6:22:55 pm PDT #3766 of 10001
The status is NOT quo.

Hiiii, Perkins!

My name is Kristin, and I am an ebay addict.


Kate P. - May 12, 2005 6:30:12 pm PDT #3767 of 10001
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love

My name is Kate, and I want to be a librarian, if I could only finish this damn "Statement of Career Objectives" essay.