And remember, if you hurt her, I will beat you to death with a shovel.

Willow ,'Conversations with Dead People'


What Happens in Natter 35 Stays in Natter 35  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - May 10, 2005 8:52:34 pm PDT #3172 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Kat, that was totally a cross post. We need to go pitch, man. GOLD. Woobie gold.


Kat - May 10, 2005 8:53:34 pm PDT #3173 of 10001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

And, if he took Duncan along (though please god no) we could force Duncan's bad acting alongside Marissa's bad acting and see who is wooden with fewer expressions.


§ ita § - May 10, 2005 8:55:05 pm PDT #3174 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I suspect that Seth is going to get beat down a time or two by Logan. You know, before they come to an uneasy yet charged peace.


beth b - May 10, 2005 8:55:18 pm PDT #3175 of 10001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

Dh - who has paid no attention to this show is now wondering about this Logan. Of course he thinking about the shaved head and tatoo look too...


Kat - May 10, 2005 8:56:48 pm PDT #3176 of 10001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

Beating down of Seth? That's just icing on the triple chocolate mousse cake.


Kristen - May 10, 2005 8:57:07 pm PDT #3177 of 10001

I hadn't heard that AH was going to be on next season. Maybe she'll come into town for the A Very Special Echolls Family Christmas...Live from Prison episode.

And oooh! Kat! So one day, while Logan is out commiting his acts of random kindness, he sees this blond guy stepping out a Ford F-150 Ford: The Official Sponsor of the Logan Show. And he's all, "Hey! Dude! You left your Ford F-150 Ford: The Official Sponsor of the Logan Show parked by the curb with the motor running!"

And Sark thinks he's a really dumb kid but he glowers well. So he takes him under his wing. Or between his legs. Whatever. And makes him his partner in crime. Or his bitch. Whatever. And they roam the world robbing banks and doing other BIG CRIME while also committing random acts of kindness (moral ambiguity!) and glowering at each other a lot.


§ ita § - May 10, 2005 8:57:35 pm PDT #3178 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

That's just icing on the triple chocolate mousse cake.

The white chocolate shavings, perhaps?


Kat - May 10, 2005 9:03:50 pm PDT #3179 of 10001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

No. I'm okay with the thciker stuff as long it's room temp.

Damn, Kristen. Pitch that please! The upside to a Sark/Logan pairing is that they both do hurt/comfort well.


Lee - May 10, 2005 9:08:38 pm PDT #3180 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

I like Kristen's show. I would watch.

I shouldn't have said anything this morning about starting work at 10:00, cuz now I have to be there at 8:30 tomorrow.

Ugh.


Kat - May 10, 2005 9:10:11 pm PDT #3181 of 10001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

you cursed it.

I NAPPED so I'm feeling lovely. Napping is the Best Thing Ever.