Jayne, you'll scare the women.

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What Happens in Natter 35 Stays in Natter 35  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


tommyrot - May 10, 2005 5:39:39 am PDT #2639 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I should probably put this in Bitches, but I'm behind there....

From Wired:

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It seems counterintuitive, but a Maryland dermatologist says a 58-year-old woman is not entirely off the mark for applying vaginal cream on her face. Vicki Mackarvic said on the Oprah talk show that she started using Premarin cream after a doctor suggested it would help fight dry skin. While the estrogen in the cream irritates the skin, dermatologist Dr. Terry Hoffman said studies indicate vaginal cream can improve skin thickness and reduce wrinkles. Still, Hoffman said there are more sensible ways to care for the skin, and cautioned against using Premarin around the eyes. "Personally, if something is meant for my 'hu-ha,' I don't think I'm going to put it on my eyes."


msbelle - May 10, 2005 5:40:43 am PDT #2640 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

screaming at people will only put me in a better mood, Nilly. never fear. nothing cheers me up like getting to be mean to people.


tommyrot - May 10, 2005 5:41:23 am PDT #2641 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Well, I guess it's all about the "how probable" is that probably. I mean, when the chances are 1 to 10-to-the-power-of-17, or "once in a million billion years", then it's pretty safe.

The way I look at it - you're much more in danger of being killed by a meteorite or an engine falling off a 747.

Wait, I'm not helping, am I?


bon bon - May 10, 2005 5:41:37 am PDT #2642 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

I'm reading The Elegant Universe. It's perfect for the subway, because 20 minute bits is about all I can understand at a time.

Agreed on the funny bits of 24 last night. Did anyone else watch Las Vegas? Because for whatever reason it was cracking me up last night with the funny. Plus, Booger.


Fred Pete - May 10, 2005 5:42:26 am PDT #2643 of 10001
Ann, that's a ferret.

'hu-ha,'

Wonderful use of medically correct language, Dr. Hoffman.


Sue - May 10, 2005 5:43:46 am PDT #2644 of 10001
hip deep in pie

"Personally, if something is meant for my 'hu-ha,' I don't think I'm going to put it on my eyes."

I can't believe a doctor used the word "hu-ha."

Bwah! X-post.


Jessica - May 10, 2005 5:43:49 am PDT #2645 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

The way I look at it - you're much more in danger of being killed by a meteorite or an engine falling off a 747.

But see, I can those are ways of ceasing to exist that my mind can process. I'm not fundamentally disturbed about the nature of the universe by the thought that I could die in a plane crash.


Nora Deirdre - May 10, 2005 5:45:56 am PDT #2646 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

I can't believe a doctor used the word "hu-ha."

That term looks weird - like a Hawaiian "hoo-hah." (which is how I spell it in my head) (though maybe I'm just not looking at the right websites)


Pix - May 10, 2005 5:47:09 am PDT #2647 of 10001
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

I just tried to fast-forward my TiVo with my calculator. FTR, it didn't work.


Theodosia - May 10, 2005 5:47:19 am PDT #2648 of 10001
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Contrariwise, anything you use internally should be safe on your skin -- those are sensitive tissues it's meant for, right? A girlhood friend of mine used to use Listerine on her acne instead of the much more expensive OTC stuff.