YOU ARE A LIAR!!!
Tee hee.
I walk. I talk. I shop, I sneeze. I'm gonna be a fireman when the floods roll back. There's trees in the desert since you moved out. And I don't sleep on a bed of bones.
Buffy ,'Chosen'
What Happens in Natter 35 Stays in Natter 35
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Jesse - May 09, 2005 9:46:35 am PDT #2471 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
shrift - May 09, 2005 9:49:13 am PDT #2472 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
Ultra-concentrated “16 Million Reserve” is the hottest science can make.
And for a palate cleanser, you can put out a cigarette on your tongue.
Dana - May 09, 2005 9:49:58 am PDT #2473 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
From Salon:
Chicken ticketed for crossing the road
May 9, 2005 | RIDGECREST, Calif. (AP) -- Linc and Helena Moore may have finally learned the answer to that age-old question: Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken doesn't know jaywalking is illegal.
Kern County Sheriff's Deputy J. Nicholson does know, however. The deputy issued a ticket on March 26 to one of the couple's chickens for impeding traffic on a road in Johannesburg, a rural mining community southeast of Ridgecrest.
The Moores arrived in Superior Court on Friday to plead not guilty to their chicken's alleged transgression. A trial was scheduled for May 16.
Nicholson has declined to discuss the matter, but sheriff's Sgt. Francis Moore said chickens on the roadway have been a problem in the community of 50 residents. Officials didn't believe it could be resolved by simply issuing the couple a warning.
"Sometimes you have to let people talk to the judge," Moore said.
The chicken's owners say they believe they were cited because they were among several people who complained that sheriff's deputies haven't done enough to control off-road vehicle riders who damage roads and create dust and noise in their neighborhood.
Sheriff's officials say that isn't so, adding they are doing what they can to keep off-roaders away from the area's homes.
"The chicken thing has nothing to do with the motorcycle thing," Moore said.
My favorite sentence by far is "The Moores arrived in Superior Court on Friday to plead not guilty to their chicken's alleged transgression."
sumi - May 09, 2005 9:51:23 am PDT #2474 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!
One of the "new" horses that might show up in the Preakness is Scappy T. . .
Aims - May 09, 2005 9:52:32 am PDT #2475 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
One of the "new" horses that might show up in the Preakness is Scappy T. . .
t empties bank accounts
t sends all cash to Preakness
sarameg - May 09, 2005 9:54:42 am PDT #2476 of 10001
Oh great, is it next weekend I avoid the hell out of the Pimlico neighborhood?!
shrift - May 09, 2005 9:55:34 am PDT #2477 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
Psst, Dana, I have a lj post with your name on it. Even though I am at work. For it is Monday and I am so painfully bored.
sumi - May 09, 2005 9:56:27 am PDT #2478 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!
No, it's May 21st.
Dana - May 09, 2005 9:56:45 am PDT #2479 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
I saw. I'm still impressed with your pro-activeness. I need to put together a post in response. Also, we need to figure out a time to chat or something, because we haven't talked in weeks and that sucks.
Katie M - May 09, 2005 9:59:46 am PDT #2480 of 10001
I was charmed (albeit somewhat perplexed) by the fannish sensibility of many of the music choices -- it's like the director was trying to vid Canada. --loligo on the Olympic Opening Ceremonies
Sheesh. You know you live in the desert when the entire office goes to look out the window at Real Rain. (Admittedly, it's a good hard rain. But still!)