Both of my bosses have left for the day.
::twiddles thumbs::
::looks at big stack of timesheets which need filing::
::opens up new Explorer Window instead...::
Oh, yeah. There was this time I was pinned down by this guy that played left tackle for varsity... Well, at least he used to before he was a vampire... Anyway, he had this really, really thick neck, and all I had was a little, little Exact-O knife ... You're not loving this story.
Buffy ,'Beneath You'
What Happens in Natter 35 Stays in Natter 35
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
DavidS - Apr 29, 2005 1:00:14 pm PDT #234 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
shrift - Apr 29, 2005 1:05:32 pm PDT #235 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
MORE BORED THAN ALLYSON IS
MORE BORED THAN ALL OF YOU COMBINED
Allyson - Apr 29, 2005 1:06:09 pm PDT #236 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
Seriously, there's a stack of crap data entry work sitting next to me and if I would just put my shoulder to the wheel I'd have it DONE.
But no. Here I sit. Yawning.
Grrr.
NoiseDesign - Apr 29, 2005 1:08:50 pm PDT #237 of 10001
Our wings are not tired
I'm drinking a margarita in a restaurant in NYC. Not really bored.
DavidS - Apr 29, 2005 1:10:47 pm PDT #238 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
I think I need to get this for msbelle... (That's the young Dolly Parton about to chuck a rock at her rival.)
I'm drinking a margarita in a restaurant in NYC. Not really bored.
::stabs ND in the back of the neck with a gelato spoon::
§ ita § - Apr 29, 2005 1:12:32 pm PDT #239 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Hec, it's silly to stab people in the back of the neck with a gelato spoon.
Front's much better.
Steph L. - Apr 29, 2005 1:14:57 pm PDT #240 of 10001
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated
ita is SO wrong. Use a gelato fork.
Atropa - Apr 29, 2005 1:16:01 pm PDT #241 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
Hec, it's silly to stab people in the back of the neck with a gelato spoon.
Front's much better.
ita is SO wrong. Use a gelato fork.
Have I taught you people nothing?! Hatpin through the ear.
shrift - Apr 29, 2005 1:16:40 pm PDT #242 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
I'm so bored that I'm working. Not so bored as to answer all my outstanding e-mail and voicemail, but then, I'm saving that for tomorrow.
DavidS - Apr 29, 2005 1:20:56 pm PDT #243 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Hec, it's silly to stab people in the back of the neck with a gelato spoon.
I was thinking of more of a pithing effect. Sort of like your mom with a frog.