I'm almost tempted to trade in the minivan:

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I like the idea of a manual transmission and better mileage.

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Is there anything interesting to do with famous people other than fuck them? Honestly.

I don't meet famous people, so it hasn't been an issue.

Is there anything interesting to do with famous people

There's kidnapping them and replacing them with clones. Not that I would know personally.

I show my respect and admiration or people by ignoring them entirely.

I have worked with unknown actors who I thought were shit hot and was too shy to say anything. Even though most actors I know (not famous ones) love it when people come up to them.

Is there anything interesting to do with famous people other than fuck them? Honestly.

I really hope so, because growing up in DC meant meeting both Marion Barry and Dan Quayle, and NO.

I really hope so, because growing up in DC meant meeting both Marion Barry and Dan Quayle, and NO.

If only someone had told me this before I visited 10 Downing St.

Ah, well. What's done is done.

I don't meet famous people, so it hasn't been an issue.

I'm much more likely to meet a famous scientist, but since I've been surrounded by them my whole life, there is no whelmedness. To be perfectly honest, the only meeting of famous in the pop culture sense was when one actor's kid started bopping me in the knees and sharing his grapes. And of course, having to slam on the brakes to keep from hitting John Waters (he was walking against the light!) But that would have been a different kind of meeting.

Let us never speak of it again.

Is there anything interesting to do with famous people other than fuck them?

Sounds like a good question for a study. "Excuse me, Mr. Idol, but there's a study to see if there's anything more interesting to do with you than fuck you. Could you spare a couple of hours?"