Death is your art. You make it with your hands day after day. That final gasp, that look of peace. And part of you is desperate to know: What's it like? Where does it lead you? And now you see, that's the secret. Not the punch you didn't throw or the kicks you didn't land. She really wanted it. Every Slayer has a death wish. Even you.

Spike ,'Conversations with Dead People'


What Happens in Natter 35 Stays in Natter 35  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


DavidS - May 04, 2005 1:09:10 pm PDT #1355 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

My family on both sides have committed a fair amount of mayhem, but nobody is currently in jail. Hellraising was more like a half generation or more ago. My first cousin was in the Hell's Angels (now he owns a very successful used car lot. I wonder where he got his initial stock...). My uncle on the other side was wanted in five states. (Dead now.) My Dad got into a lot of brawls in his youth. Stuff like that.


tommyrot - May 04, 2005 1:19:54 pm PDT #1356 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Addictive timewaster: [link]

I love the picture of the kitten in the army helmet (their logo).


tommyrot - May 04, 2005 1:22:36 pm PDT #1357 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Dammit, a Sphynx is in third-to-last place. When will the prejudice against hairless cats cease?


§ ita § - May 04, 2005 1:25:14 pm PDT #1358 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

When will the prejudice against hairless cats cease?

When they stop being ugly. Yick.


lori - May 04, 2005 1:26:45 pm PDT #1359 of 10001

I'm free! I'm free! Well, free to go to the pet store anyway. Whee.

While having sandwiches with Polgara yesterday, we noticed that Newman-from-Seinfeld buys pet food at our local pet store. Same one that the T2 shops at.


Scrappy - May 04, 2005 1:26:55 pm PDT #1360 of 10001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

ita is harshing on the Sphinxes. Come on, fur isn't everything.


tommyrot - May 04, 2005 1:27:20 pm PDT #1361 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

::sits alone in the "but hairless cats are cuuuuuuuute!" corner::


Steph L. - May 04, 2005 1:30:45 pm PDT #1362 of 10001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

the Unconversation

I love it!

Quiz time: in the following conversation, what was the result?

Steph's Mom: "Sammy?"

Steph: "Sure!"

Steph's Mom: "Nuked?"

Steph: "Nah."

Decipher that unconversation....


ChiKat - May 04, 2005 1:31:43 pm PDT #1363 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

My guess:

Sandwich?

Hot?

Nope.


DXMachina - May 04, 2005 1:32:49 pm PDT #1364 of 10001
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

Steph's Mom: "Would you like a sandwich?"

Steph: "Yes, please."

Steph's Mom: "Do you want me to heat it in the microwave?"

Steph: "No, thank you."