A blowtorch.

Oh, where's the fun in that?

The words are in English, and grammatically correct ... yet ... can't make head nor tails of them.

Just tell your boss you have a potentially infected edema from a work-related injury....

Absolutely. And from listening to Steph, deep bruising and a strep infection -- FLESH EATING BACTERIA (uh, that's for your boss's benefit, not yours -- you'll be fine. though don't tell your boss anything, nosy parker).

we have a gas-fueled camping stove we can lend ya

There's got to be a way. I will find it. Luckily, as mentioned upthread, really easy to clean.

My cup runneth over with gronk.

And from listening to Steph, deep bruising and a strep infection -- FLESH EATING BACTERIA

Yeah! But try not to actually have it, okay?

ita, you should get one of those rings people use with woks - it'll raise the pot an inch or two above the burner and make it much easier to cook at low temps.

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My cup runneth over with gronk.

Was that an offer to share? Because I got plenty, thanks.

Also, NEW THREAD!!! TICKYBOX!!!

Mmm. Wok ring. sounds kinda naughty.

Was that an offer to share?

If I could open my eyes all the way, I'd glare at you menacingly, but for now I'll just have to settle for a vaguely malevolent squint.

If you're wondering about this little bit of the press conference last night:

I hope we can get an asbestos reform bill out of both the House and the Senate. There are some positive noises on Capitol Hill as to whether or not we can get an asbestos reform bill. That will be an important reform in order to make sure that our economy continues to grow.

Bear in mind that while Cheney was CEO of Halliburton, Halliburton bought a company named Dressor that has a very large liability in asbestos lawsuits.

Bear in mind that while Cheney was CEO of Halliburton, Halliburton bought a company named Dressor that has a very large liability in asbestos lawsuits.

Yeah, the funny thing is he left Halliburton in largely the same shape they're fixing to leave the economy in general. Short-term thinking with huge long-term implications.

I was asking my flatmate about that. Isn't asbestos already outlawed and lawsuitworthy and all that? Why reform what's already -- oh.