If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater.

Book ,'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


Spike's Bitches 23: We've mastered the power of positive giving up.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


§ ita § - May 18, 2005 3:52:43 pm PDT #9961 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I'm going to give up reading. Have you seen the crap out there? Pulp romance, schlocky sci fi, endless fantasy sagas - oh! and the violence! It's disgusting.


Scrappy - May 18, 2005 3:54:47 pm PDT #9962 of 10001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

Pulp romance, schlocky sci fi, endless fantasy sagas - oh! and the violence!

and that's just in The Bible. Those other books are even worse!


askye - May 18, 2005 4:03:10 pm PDT #9963 of 10001
Thrive to spite them

There's tons of stuff I'd be Tivoing right now -- Stargate SG1 And A, REscue Me, Mystery! (Which I always forget is on), BSG, Lost, Gilmore Girls, House, American Idol, a bunch of stuff on TCM and Discovery, but I don't have tivo.

If I wanted it bad enough I'm sure that I could find a way to get Tivo and a cable package that I think would make it worth my while.

On the other hand I have 425 dvds on my Netflix queue, most of which are tv shows, so I don't think I'll really be watching fewer tv programs, just not idly sitting there the home shopping network.


Amy - May 18, 2005 4:11:10 pm PDT #9964 of 10001
Because books.

Joan of Arcadia got canned

I am astounded by this! And I just got into it over the last couple of episodes, damn it.

And I got into it precisely because I heard such good things about it from someone who shall remain nameless.

Yes, I'm looking at you, Cindy. Hmmmpf.


P.M. Marc - May 18, 2005 4:18:11 pm PDT #9965 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

The one show I was still watching on a regular basis got renewed (Arrested Development), and another show I loved and lost came back from the dead (Family Guy).

This season, I only watched ONE show from start to finish. ONE. And it wasn't even a full season, thanks to Fox. I came dangerously close to having nothing new to watch for the first time in 15 years.


Steph L. - May 18, 2005 4:19:57 pm PDT #9966 of 10001
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

Freaked the cats, but not the kid.

That's b/c she is a ZEN MASTER. Buddha baby.


P.M. Marc - May 18, 2005 4:21:50 pm PDT #9967 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

That's b/c she is a ZEN MASTER. Buddha baby.

I think it's closer to All Babies Are Secretly Frat Boys.

She was cradled next to Naked Boobie, and therefore happily snoozing.


Steph L. - May 18, 2005 4:22:44 pm PDT #9968 of 10001
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

I think it's closer to All Babies Are Secretly Frat Boys.

She was cradled next to Naked Boobie, and therefore happily snoozing.

Ahahaha!


DavidS - May 18, 2005 4:32:13 pm PDT #9969 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I think it's closer to All Babies Are Secretly Frat Boys.

This explains the foodstuff exiting through the mouth as well.


Lee - May 18, 2005 4:32:35 pm PDT #9970 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

I can't believe we are this close to the thread's end, and there is no haiku.

It's like I don't know you people anymore.