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No one in S-ville has any flirt-tacular parties anymore.

It's raining. I don't feel so good. I haven't stuck the the Cleaning Plan. I am at work. Beep, beep, get out of the road!

(not really at work, that last bit was a Homer Simpson-ism)

Blah.

Emmett and Emaline are adorable. Plus, you can just shout "Em" in a room they were both in and they'd come running. Along with our Emily. Handy, that.

I would totally host a flirt-tacular party. Of course...you all would have to come be flirty, even those married and involved types. But we could get all dressed up!

That would be So. Awesome. I want to dress up. WIthout needing to go to NOLA. Though, I wanna go to NOLA!

You also need to come to NOLA.

But yes, we should do a flirt-tacular party. Maybe in June to celebrate the summer soltice and the end of school?

Ooooo...that would be SO much fun, Kristin! 'Cause I'm not gonna be able to make it to NOLA either.

Em has the funniest, most adorable, wisest little face I have ever seen.

I rented Finding Neverland, and I'm watching it even though I should very much do laundry.

I'm also the biggest wuss in history, because I haven't called Army Boy. I'm scared to death, and I can't! I hate me!

Hee. Random post sparks flirt party.

You should give out prizes at the end of the night for Best Flirter, male and female, and Best Pick up Line.

That way, you make it a game, and everyone plays, and no one walks away mad.

I flirt like a crazy person with all my girlfriend's husbands, and it's ok. You can be really filthy because you know no one's taking it seriously, and everyone has a good time.

You should give out prizes at the end of the night for Best Flirter, male and female, and Best Pick up Line.

Oh I LOVE that idea. Plotting now.

Serve martinis. Nothing sparks sophisticated bandinage like a classy drink with loads of liquor in it.

I'm also thinking about He or She Who Sparkles the Most, He or She with the Best Body Language and He or She with the Sauciest Smile.