Too smart for his own good nephew story:

After dinner tonight I took my older nephew to Target. I bought something for him and something for the baby. After we checked out, he was holding the bags. He started swinging them around, and I told him to stop doing that. A couple seconds later he started again, and I looked at him and said, "What did I just say?". His response: "You said to stop swinging the bags, but I am twirling them now. Good thing he's so cute.

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Twenty-three years.

::thud::

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::thud::

I suppose it's less thud if you know I'm 23.

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This doesn't change the fact that I don't get to have this beautiful thing that I've been building up in my mind and looking forward to for ages, but I'm only sad and not angry now.

Undoubtedly it's disappointing not to get Sharpe's Rifle over your desk, especially when you'd invested so much imagination into that reward. But this does sound like one of those situations where the necessary gesture has to come out of your want. It's like smoking - smokers shouldn't impose their pleasure on people who are allergic to it. Your positive is a huge negative for him.

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I suppose it's less thud if you know I'm 23.

"I don't mind masturbation. At least I'm having sex with somebody I love." - Woody Allen.

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I suppose it's less thud if you know I'm 23.

Sneaky P-C. Be gentle, I'm still new here. So... whatcha doin this weekend?

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Not having sex.

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It's like smoking - smokers shouldn't impose their pleasure on people who are allergic to it

An aversion to things that look like things people used to use to kill each other -- allergic to smoking?

Medical issues are introducing just a wee bit of bias. It's a symbol he's averse to. Not a danger. Just a memory of a danger.

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not weird to want a prop from your period, reasonable to want to write with accuracy, just gotsta have precautions.

I soooo read this wrong on account of a threadsuck and not paying attention. But, still, props to birth control and safe sex anyway.

Well, considering what this spring's been like so far for my sinuses

This entire year has tried to kill me with the allergies. Pretty place but the bits in the air just suck after all of our rain.

I went for a new haircut this morning, then this afternoon I went and had a 90 minute facial with dermabrasion and stuff. (she massaged my hands and feet while I was masking) And I have an appointment Thursday for manicure and pedicure, and the most outragious thing, lash and brow tint. Though my hair has become darker with age the brows are as blonde as ever. I'm thinking a light to medium brown should work with my color.

t loves Laura t envies Laura I need a haircut. And I want to tint my brows and lashes too. Mani and pedi is just luscious gravy. I am iffy on the facial, sensitive skin and all.

How did I skim over Erin gettin' some?

She whitefonted. Go Erin ! t fans self

Ima take a little vacation next weekend. Go me!

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Just searched B'craxy to see if a consensus was reached on a name for Bitches 24 and came across this:

Bitches 23: That's all we do now. Not have sex.

Hee.

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