You were very nearly devoured by a giant demon snake. The words 'let that be a lesson' are a tad redundant at this juncture.

Giles ,'Selfless'


Spike's Bitches 23: We've mastered the power of positive giving up.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Ginger - May 15, 2005 10:42:14 am PDT #9265 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

I had no idea we had a stinky-footed racist on the board. I'm glad Fay's boss has some redeeming features.

Happy anniversary, Hec and JZ!


Nora Deirdre - May 15, 2005 10:48:27 am PDT #9266 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

Happy Anniversary! That's a nice thought to contemplate.

I have been at work since 7am. less nice to contemplate.

t insert my now standard bullshit whining here


Beverly - May 15, 2005 11:34:36 am PDT #9267 of 10001
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

As one stinky-footed racist to another, good for your boss, Fay! Evil though he may be in other areas.

Happy Anniversary, Dear Zmayhem!

Emily, put Kill the Rabbit on the stereo, crank it and open all your windows. Or Toccata and Fugue, Nessun Dorma, some such. Handel.

'zilla-ma to Susan.

Edited because Toccata is not an Italian pasta dish.


DavidS - May 15, 2005 12:08:51 pm PDT #9268 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Back from Blunch with Perkins and Sparky. Emmett kept himself busy by making his Harpo gurn in the mirror during breakfast. He managed to dump his pancakes in his lap, but he was mostly done with them by then anyway. Perkins treated us. Nice!

Now Emmett's drawing pictures from Capt. Underpants, and I'm doing laundry and wrestling with our lineup for today's game.

Then Emmett's going to his Mom's house tonight (even though he's on my schedule this weekend), so JZ and I can go do hot tubs together in Berkeley and celebrate the one year thang.


Trudy Booth - May 15, 2005 12:25:49 pm PDT #9269 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Dear Abby,

My feet smell alright, but I do rather like Jews.

Am I a racist?


Steph L. - May 15, 2005 12:31:51 pm PDT #9270 of 10001
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

I officially feel like hell. I'm exhausted and achy. Perhaps I wrestled a bear in my sleep. Bah.


meara - May 15, 2005 12:40:32 pm PDT #9271 of 10001

Ooh, Susan. Can you like, drape them with cloth or something? Good luck.

David, I did one load of laundry yesterday! Not as many as I need to, but all I had quarters for. It'll get me to Monday, when I'll have the oomph to go get more quarters. So, who is this friend who's had sex scenes with Gina Gershon? Wha?


SailAweigh - May 15, 2005 12:46:47 pm PDT #9272 of 10001
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb

I wanted to do laundry today, but my daughter has hidden the laundry card from me, again. One of these days I'll actually get to do laundry on the day I want to do it.


Aims - May 15, 2005 1:00:00 pm PDT #9273 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

I'm rewatching Top Gun after many many moons.

Gayest. Movie. EVAH.

"This gives me a hard-on."

"Don't tease me."


SailAweigh - May 15, 2005 1:10:16 pm PDT #9274 of 10001
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb

Heh. That's one of my favorite movies, too, Aimee. For some reason, I don't have a copy of it and I should.