Hermanos! The devil has built a robot!

Numero Cinco ,'The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco'


Spike's Bitches 23: We've mastered the power of positive giving up.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Lee - May 14, 2005 10:03:32 pm PDT #9215 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

I wouldn't think so, no. I would have freaked out if I were you.


Beverly - May 14, 2005 10:21:46 pm PDT #9216 of 10001
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

EEEEeeeeekK! to vw and hooray for Emily's bravery. I'm glad it was just clueless people and not, well, clueful people with harmful intent.

Jilli, I dearly love Thornyhold. It's Stewart, but it makes me think of the way she wrote about Merlin in The Last Enchantment... The power is spent and slipped away, but the first magic, the fire magic, is still there. Thornyhold lacks the energy and power of her earlier stuff, but the magic is still there.

Aw, poor Deena's day. But Kara's listening to the corn dog has to be one of the funniest things I've ever heard--especially since I can picture her and hear her voice.

I've not ventured in to tell vw what a great thing it is she made it through the semester. Or that Stephanie's finished her classes and worked out a study plan for the bar.

I hope JZ gets home soon, safe, and sound.

And with that, I'm gonna try this new sleeping thing people are talking about.


JZ - May 14, 2005 10:34:48 pm PDT #9217 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Home. Tired, but not tired enough. About to pop some melatonin as the Ambien is all et up.

Having now put in some 20+ hours working for the circus, I must encourage every Bitch to run out and rack up some parking tickets in San Francisco. This is the best ticket-paying gig EVAH.


Eddie - May 14, 2005 10:39:12 pm PDT #9218 of 10001
Your tag here.

Ok, now I'm creeped out by the shadows outside my bedroom window.


vw bug - May 14, 2005 10:50:38 pm PDT #9219 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

Sorry, Eddie! Didn't mean to freak anyone out. Of course, I'm so freaked out, I can't go back into my bedroom. I just took some more sleeping meds, so hopefully I'll be able to at least dose out here on the couch.

I'm actually doing schoolwork. Go figure.


P.M. Marc - May 14, 2005 10:53:28 pm PDT #9220 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

Wow. This time last year, I was in Oakland. Nightwing 93 had just come out, I'd scored a great wine-red formal a couple of days before, and had spent the night before somewhere around Eugene, OR in a room with a two-person jacuzzi tub after a long drive down from Seattle.

Later in the day, after a night's sleep and a day on the town, hitting all the spots that Hec, Phil, and WKFA hit last week, I put on that wine-red dress and a lovely tiara, and headed to the Church of the Guy with a T-Square, where, in the company of many of you, I saw the most beautiful bride in the world (they all are, on their day, but this one was especially radiant) walk down the aisle to take the swankiest groom (groom swank may vary) in the world to be her wedded husband.

Later, at Fancy Art Place, there was cake and monkeypants and the Green Lantern oath, and JZ introduced everyone to the boy with the world's prettiest penis, whom we'd all heard so much about, and then we danced the Snoopy Dance with Robins in our bosoms.

Hard to believe that was a year ago, even with all the changes in so many lives.

It feels like yesterday.

Congratulations, Hec and JZ, on the first year. May you have many more celebrations to come.


Volans - May 14, 2005 10:54:34 pm PDT #9221 of 10001
move out and draw fire

WAY freaky. A little too much excitement in your life, I think.

Now go to sleep!

(tucks in all the Bitches, makes sure toes are covered and pillows are plumped)


vw bug - May 14, 2005 11:13:41 pm PDT #9222 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

I'm Buff Diving to make myself sleepy. It's making me laugh instead.


vw bug - May 15, 2005 2:52:49 am PDT #9223 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

I'm back up. That was no where near a full night of sleep, but at least I got a few hours on the couch. I just couldn't go back in my room while it was still dark. I may try to now that it's light out.

Looking back on the night, I feel really badly that I called the cops on my neighbor. But, damn! What did he think he was doing? He knows that's where a bedroom is, because their apartment is laid out exactly the same.

At any rate, too much excitment for one night.


Stephanie - May 15, 2005 3:00:10 am PDT #9224 of 10001
Trust my rage

vw, I think you are totally justified. You aren't supposed to check the identity of the person right outside your bedroom in the middle of the night. Honestly, the guy is lucky he didn't get shot or hit with a baseball bat, because I think both of those are semi-foreseeable outcomes of being where he was at 2am.

I know you mentioned hanging a sign, but did he say why he had to do it in the middle of the night. At a minimum, he should have let you know what he was doing before being in your space like that.