Aw, I thought that was going to be an interview with an iPod, like the hilarious Interview with the Search Engine.
'Touched'
Spike's Bitches 23: We've mastered the power of positive giving up.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
I think that if my cats are going to wake me up on the weekend before I want to be awake, they need to learn how to make coffee.
It's a survival skill, actually.
Man, if Cat could make me coffee I wouldn't grumble when she positions herself exactly in front of whatever I'm doing.
Roomate keeps tossing the idea of a kitten around. If we get one, we're naming it Dog. I think that being an alpha cat might actually be good for Cat. Maybe she wouldn't be so co-dependant.
Liltyyyyyyyyy!!
P-C!!
What's up, prettykins?
Just getting ready for work. (Booooo!!!)
On a Saturday? Lame!
I'm still looking for a job.
Don't choose retail.
(Not that you would, but, you know. Can't be overstated.)
I'm a crazy rewriter today. I've rewritten 6 poems so far today. I am making this portfolio my bitch!