I'm just trying to tell you that we have nothing in common besides both of us liking your penis.

Anya ,'Dirty Girls'


Spike's Bitches 23: We've mastered the power of positive giving up.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


DavidS - May 13, 2005 9:25:00 am PDT #9074 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

P-Cow!

They had a story on This American Life recently that I heard on the archives that I think you'd find resonant:

Act One. The Karachi Kid. When Muhammad Kamran's Pakistani parents sent him off to college in Philadelphia, it was understood that he'd come back to Karachi after four years. But now that graduation is almost here, Muhammad thinks he might want to stay in America. On the other hand, he also misses his family terribly, and knows his parents will be heartbroken if he stays. He takes a trip home – his first since he left – knowing his family will do everything possible to convince him to return home permanently. He gets lectured by his relatives, goes to parties, gets introduced to marriageable women. Muhammad took a tape recorder with him to Karachi and recorded what happened. (20 minutes)

There was also another really cool story in that segment (Theme: Should I Stay Or Should I Go?):

Act Two. Not Far From The Tree. Amy O'Leary tells the story of a software writer at Apple Computer whose job contract ends, but refuses to go away. He continues to show up at work every day, sneaking in the front door, hiding out in empty offices, and putting in long hours on a project the company cancelled. There were no meetings, no office politics, no managers interfering with his work. Soon, he had written a perfect piece of software. His final problem is figuring out how to secretly install it in Apple's new computers without anyone noticing. (12 minutes)

If you search the archive at TAL you can find it under 3/11/05.


vw bug - May 13, 2005 9:27:52 am PDT #9075 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

Ok. Three studies written about. Just one more to go. I can do this. I can do this. I can do this.


Topic!Cindy - May 13, 2005 9:28:21 am PDT #9076 of 10001
What is even happening?

I know I can. I know I can. I know I can.


askye - May 13, 2005 9:31:05 am PDT #9077 of 10001
Thrive to spite them

shakes her pom poms

Give a B!

Give me a U!

Give me a G!

Gooooooooooooooooo BUG!!!


-t - May 13, 2005 9:35:50 am PDT #9078 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Woo-hoo, I"m caught up!

And woo-hoo! Go bug!


vw bug - May 13, 2005 9:37:22 am PDT #9079 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

Oh how I love you all!


Toddson - May 13, 2005 9:38:00 am PDT #9080 of 10001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

Go bug! you can do it!


Topic!Cindy - May 13, 2005 9:39:21 am PDT #9081 of 10001
What is even happening?

shakes her pom poms

Give a B!

Give me a U!

I was scrolling down, and really expected the above to be followed by "Give me another U!"

Because Double U UU W.

/litella


-t - May 13, 2005 9:48:05 am PDT #9082 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

And a "B' is a "V" with a cold.


Deena - May 13, 2005 10:02:09 am PDT #9083 of 10001
How are you me? You need to stop that. Only I can be me. ~Kara

{{{t}}} what a total asshat. Ass him in the ear. And what everyone else said.

Ginger, I knew you would know, but I didn't think you'd like a call at 3am asking for help. Next time...

vw, you've got 3/4 of it done. It doesn't matter if it sucks. It won't suck when it's polished. THREE-QUARTERS. That's awesome.

There was probably more, but I forgot.