Every planet has its own weird customs. About a year before we met, I spent six weeks on a moon where the principal form of recreation was juggling geese. My hand to God. Baby geese. Goslings. They were juggled.

Wash ,'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


Spike's Bitches 23: We've mastered the power of positive giving up.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Nora Deirdre - May 13, 2005 5:53:46 am PDT #9004 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

I also totally thought your mom was sneaking out in the middle of the night to smoke pot with her friends. Heh.

Laura's mom is COOOOL!


vw bug - May 13, 2005 6:00:32 am PDT #9005 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

I am hungry. Nothing in my house sounds good. Must go find food. Too lazy to get off couch.


Scrappy - May 13, 2005 6:12:35 am PDT #9006 of 10001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

I may be wrong, but I THINK some bitches might be the teensiest bit interested in this film. [link]

Just a feeling.


sumi - May 13, 2005 6:17:09 am PDT #9007 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!

Oh my.


Lee - May 13, 2005 6:20:40 am PDT #9008 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Too cute: [link]
It really is.

Sure, it won't fit until 2006, but still!

You could store it with the bowling outfit!


vw bug - May 13, 2005 6:28:06 am PDT #9009 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

Two studies down! Two to go!

(Sorry for the boring updates...I need to feel like I'm accomplishing something.)

Oh, and now Toto has decided to sit on my lap, making typing difficult. Lovely.


Connie Neil - May 13, 2005 6:29:41 am PDT #9010 of 10001
brillig

So I'm opening up my bag of rice cakes, and there's a sticker on the inside package. "Peel here to see if you've won!" I peel it up, and it says, "Sorry, you are not a winner."

Well, sod off, Mr. Rice Cakes, I don't need snack food for my validation, thank you very much.


erikaj - May 13, 2005 6:33:49 am PDT #9011 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

bwah... I, on the other hand, think I can solve my life by doing the right internet quiz.


ChiKat - May 13, 2005 6:39:22 am PDT #9012 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

I get worked over with guilt if I come in with a sniffle,

I get guilt from work if I DON'T come in with a sniffle. You come in here unless you're dying.

I need to do sub plans and all the prep for that too.

And then the sub will have the kids doing something else. It seems the boys never do anything related to their studies when they have a sub. This is the best part of having a sub.

Speaking as a former sub, I loved it when the teachers actually had lesson plans for me, but they rarely did. I subbed every day for an entire school year and I think I got lesson plans 3 times.

Two studies down! Two to go!

Go, vw!!!

I may be wrong, but I THINK some bitches might be the teensiest bit interested in this film.

Oh, dear. My, yes.


vw bug - May 13, 2005 7:12:43 am PDT #9013 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

Ok. I'm pooping out. I think it's time for an extended break.