Captain Babypants! I love that name. And the one handed living will serve you well for the future Raquel, even when he's past the (as Plei called it) breast barnicle stage.
I just read about that White House/Capitol Building scare. There was an unidentified plane in the airspace, I guess. Scary.
Fay, I'm aghast at your incompetent asshat boss. Good on you for getting the hell out of that situation.
Re: boobs, one of my ex-boyfriends used to say that the "perfect size breasts" could fit into a champagne glass. Mine require at least a cereal bowl.
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one of my ex-boyfriends used to say that the "perfect size breasts" could fit into a champagne glass.
I do hope that rule came into effect when champagne was drunk from wide-mouthed glasses and not the more modern champagne flute.
"perfect size breasts" could fit into a champagne glass.
Is he thinking of a penis?
snerk.
Dude. SO I emailed my HR person asking about the ridiculousness of this coverage for babies. She told me to "ask your doctor to code the office visit as something other than a routine exam".
!!!
Commit fraud for me? Suuuuuuure.
Re: boobs, one of my ex-boyfriends used to say that the "perfect size breasts" could fit into a champagne glass.
Champagne glass? Huh.
As it is, I'm about the least boobist guy you'll ever meet. Big, small.... I like boobs.
Is he thinking of a penis?
champagne. on. monitor.
...or, well, okay, 7up. But still.
Also? I share GC's love of just typing the word BOOBIES!
boobiesboobiesboobiesboobiesboobies.