We (the office, collectively) are getting him this. Seriously. His daughter assures me that he'll crack up at it.
I love it! Oh, the adorable knife and fork! Hey, you can write him up as a special medical feature in your journal.
Willow: Something evil-crashed to earth in this. Then it broke out and slithered away to do badness.
Giles: Well, in all fairness, we don't really know about the "slithered" part. Anya: No, no, I'm sure it frisked about like a fluffy lamb.
'Never Leave Me'
Spike's Bitches 23: We've mastered the power of positive giving up.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Connie Neil - May 11, 2005 6:49:54 am PDT #8535 of 10001
brillig
Calli - May 11, 2005 6:54:03 am PDT #8536 of 10001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
Good lord, Fay. It sounds like if anyone should be getting all broken contracty about the situation it's you. I hope that things go more smoothly next year, with your nifty new school.
Stephani, your hosts were jerks.
Congrats, vw! And I like the pen symbolism. (I don't think I've ever held on to a pen long enough for it to run out of ink--I shed them like my old cat used to shed fur.)
Fred Pete - May 11, 2005 6:57:40 am PDT #8537 of 10001
Ann, that's a ferret.
Egad, Fay. Good luck over the last few weeks of the contract.
Aims - May 11, 2005 7:02:46 am PDT #8538 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
I have boobs!!
Mine haven't been perky since....
...
...
I don't know that they were EVER perky. This is kind of sad making. Craxy thing? My mom got her reduced a couple of years ago and she informed the doctors that they were to "restore" her boobs - pre-kids, post puberty. Which they did. From something like a J cup to a perfect C cup. Pencils? She laughs at pencils.
She'll be 50 in July.
Sean K - May 11, 2005 7:13:41 am PDT #8539 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
Sorry about the work stuff, Fay.
Boobie talk is nice, though.
Trudy Booth - May 11, 2005 7:20:20 am PDT #8540 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Anyone know what's happening at the White House?
Steph L. - May 11, 2005 7:20:56 am PDT #8541 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism
Umm....whole lotta incompetence, lying, and thuggery?
Trudy Booth - May 11, 2005 7:22:39 am PDT #8542 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
It was evacuated. Capitol too.
Aims - May 11, 2005 7:22:50 am PDT #8543 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
So yeah, BAU.
Steph L. - May 11, 2005 7:23:25 am PDT #8544 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism
Oh. Ooops. I didn't know that.
Though my smart-assed attempt to humor still stands.