We (the office, collectively) are getting him this. Seriously. His daughter assures me that he'll crack up at it.
I love it! Oh, the adorable knife and fork! Hey, you can write him up as a special medical feature in your journal.
Can't even shout, Can't even cry. The Gentlemen are coming by. Looking in windows, knocking on doors. They need to take seven, and they might take yours. Can't call to mom, can't say a word. You're gonna die screaming but you won't be heard.
Dream Girl ,'Bring On The Night'
Spike's Bitches 23: We've mastered the power of positive giving up.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Connie Neil - May 11, 2005 6:49:54 am PDT #8535 of 10001
brillig
Calli - May 11, 2005 6:54:03 am PDT #8536 of 10001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
Good lord, Fay. It sounds like if anyone should be getting all broken contracty about the situation it's you. I hope that things go more smoothly next year, with your nifty new school.
Stephani, your hosts were jerks.
Congrats, vw! And I like the pen symbolism. (I don't think I've ever held on to a pen long enough for it to run out of ink--I shed them like my old cat used to shed fur.)
Fred Pete - May 11, 2005 6:57:40 am PDT #8537 of 10001
Ann, that's a ferret.
Egad, Fay. Good luck over the last few weeks of the contract.
Aims - May 11, 2005 7:02:46 am PDT #8538 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
I have boobs!!
Mine haven't been perky since....
...
...
I don't know that they were EVER perky. This is kind of sad making. Craxy thing? My mom got her reduced a couple of years ago and she informed the doctors that they were to "restore" her boobs - pre-kids, post puberty. Which they did. From something like a J cup to a perfect C cup. Pencils? She laughs at pencils.
She'll be 50 in July.
Sean K - May 11, 2005 7:13:41 am PDT #8539 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
Sorry about the work stuff, Fay.
Boobie talk is nice, though.
Trudy Booth - May 11, 2005 7:20:20 am PDT #8540 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Anyone know what's happening at the White House?
Steph L. - May 11, 2005 7:20:56 am PDT #8541 of 10001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
Umm....whole lotta incompetence, lying, and thuggery?
Trudy Booth - May 11, 2005 7:22:39 am PDT #8542 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
It was evacuated. Capitol too.
Aims - May 11, 2005 7:22:50 am PDT #8543 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
So yeah, BAU.
Steph L. - May 11, 2005 7:23:25 am PDT #8544 of 10001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
Oh. Ooops. I didn't know that.
Though my smart-assed attempt to humor still stands.