'nite Bitches. I'm sure to have interesting dreams tonight!
'Dirty Girls'
Spike's Bitches 23: We've mastered the power of positive giving up.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Hi Kristin.
It's very sad that I'm almost out! I'll have to restockOr come here. IJS.
I think perkiness is staging a rebellion. I am going to just look over and blink approvingly. With a nicely structured shirt on.
Not only do I fail the pencil test, it is occasionally useful to have a means of temporarily holding something small and relatively light. "Honey, hold the mini-maglite for a second?" "In which third hand? Oh, wait--that'll work. And if I stand sideways I can point it in the right direction."
I'm with Plei on the boob lift. In. a. heart. beat.
now I have to find the mini mag -- I need to know if it is too heavy. ( BTW, DH has his fingers in his ears going 'lalalalala' as I read these posts to him)
DH can not find the minimag
All this talk about Perk and boobs confuses me, because I know mine aren't.
Not only do I fail the pencil test, it is occasionally useful to have a means of temporarily holding something small and relatively light. "Honey, hold the mini-maglite for a second?" "In which third hand? Oh, wait--that'll work. And if I stand sideways I can point it in the right direction."
BWAH! So glad it's not just me. (Though I'm more like to shove something between them for storage. The something has, of course, include shot glasses and beer bottles, iffin I was at a F2F at the time.)
In a movie I recently watched a woman says she wants to get liposuction because not only can she hold a pencil under her ass-cheeks, she can hold a tube of Crest toothpaste.
Seriously, the only plastic surgery I've ever considered is a boob lift. Go team perkification!
Plei is me. I failed the pencil test in the 5th grade. *sigh*
Would someone please remove the vice grips from around my head, please? I went to bed with this headache (a rare one accompanied by nausea and light sensitivity) and woke up with it.
And how the fuck did I get such a morning baby? He's up at 5:30 giggling in his crib. It's not natural.