Stephanie, what every one else said. We gave Em her first bottle around 6 weeks ao I could sleep and she was fine.
As for the BarNazi, maybe she thinks you're going to write the finer points of Will and Contracts on the baby??
Buffy. When I saw you stop the world from, you know, ending, I just assumed that was a big week for you. Turns out I suddenly find myself needing to know the plural of 'apocalypse.'
Riley ,'Potential'
Spike's Bitches 23: We've mastered the power of positive giving up.
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Aims - May 09, 2005 7:00:23 am PDT #8061 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Sparky1 - May 09, 2005 7:00:42 am PDT #8062 of 10001
Librarian Warlord
Perkins, did you get to roam the Haight yesterday?
Stephanie - May 09, 2005 7:01:26 am PDT #8063 of 10001
Trust my rage
pre-planned essays written on her diapers - that's my secret!
Ginger - May 09, 2005 7:01:51 am PDT #8064 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
I had the same thought, Aimee, because I was trying to figure out how you could cheat with a baby. Write on her stomach? Tuck notes in her diaper?
Betsy HP - May 09, 2005 7:02:11 am PDT #8065 of 10001
If I only had a brain...
Actually, tucking notes in her diaper would work.
Stephanie - May 09, 2005 7:03:03 am PDT #8066 of 10001
Trust my rage
as long as it was clean!
eta: how do they know I won't put notes in my breast pump? It bugs that I have to sign a bazillion honor pledges, but won't trust me enough to le tme feed my baby.
eta2: but I'm letting it go. wasn't i just talking about having faith it will work out?
Trudy Booth - May 09, 2005 7:05:12 am PDT #8067 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Stephanie, is there some sort of La Leche League nearby? They might have (or know of someone) who makes the correctly worded harsh phone call so you can take your bar exam in peace.
I went out a second story window when I was 4 1/2. All I broke was an arm since kids are bendy at that age.
Aims - May 09, 2005 7:06:23 am PDT #8068 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Have the faith, but be annoyed. It's stupid. It can't be an exposure thing, cause either feeding or pumping your boob is out. The funny thing, to me, is that a pump makes so much more noise than a nursing infant.
OOH! OOH! MAYBE she wants you to argue the point, a la a lawyer so that she'll be helping prepare you fer real lawyering!!!
Sean K - May 09, 2005 7:24:51 am PDT #8069 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
Hi Bitches!
HI AIMS!!! How's the little cutie-pie? I haven't seen you or her in a while, and I'm missing you both.
And maybe a little bit that guy you live with, too.
Calli - May 09, 2005 7:33:21 am PDT #8070 of 10001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
Perhaps the BarNazi is worried about crying babies being disruptive to the other people taking the exam. While I think it's completely wrong that she's being snippy about it, I do know that if I was taking a major professional test that determined whether I'd be able to go on and practice said profession, and the profession did not involve babies, I would want to take it without the sound of crying babies.