Buffistas

Get up...get up, you stupid piece of... What did you do that for? What's wrong with you? Didn't you hear a word he said? All of you! You think there's someone just going to drop money on you?! Money they could use?! Well, there ain't people like that. There's just people like me.

Jayne ,'Jaynestown'

Spike's Bitches 23: We've mastered the power of positive giving up.

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tommyrot - Apr 01, 2005 8:51:35 am PST #796 of 10001

Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I wear a NightGuard (yuck) and I constantly have dreams about my mouth being full of gum or some gum-like substance that I pull out and pull out but can't get all the way out of my mouth. Hate those.

I have dreams where I'm chewing gum and it gets all stuck in my braces and it takes forever to pick the gum out. I haven't worn braces in about 18 years.

Aims - Apr 01, 2005 8:53:30 am PST #797 of 10001

Shit's all sorts of different now.

My other recurring dream that I stopped having after I got married was me getting seperated from my mom in a subway station. She gets on the train, I don't and then I sit in the station, which is totally empty, and cry.

Betsy HP - Apr 01, 2005 8:54:13 am PST #798 of 10001

If I only had a brain...

So, guys, if you're visited by a succubus, blame it on Robin.

Trudy Booth - Apr 01, 2005 9:09:30 am PST #799 of 10001

Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

For me, though, the most uncomfortable dreams are the ones in which I have sex with someone I actually know IRL, and then once I've woken up and I see them the next day, I am convinced that they must know.

I knew, sweetie, I knew...

DavidS - Apr 01, 2005 9:09:33 am PST #800 of 10001

"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I would be flying over beautiful countryside and then randomly landing to have great sex with cute guys EVERY NIGHT.

::sucks in gut for Scrappy flyby::

Steph L. - Apr 01, 2005 9:15:34 am PST #801 of 10001

I look more rad than Lutheranism

I have never had a flying dream.

I did, however, have a Buffista sex dream just the other night. It was good. Three times.

And then it somehow segued into a Batman and Robin dream, which is so NOT surprising.

The night Perkins arrived, I had a dream that there was a dead Mountie in my backseat.

JohnSweden - Apr 01, 2005 9:17:47 am PST #802 of 10001

I can't even.

So, guys, if you're visited by a succubus, blame it on Robin.

Blame? Dammit, I always get these things wrong.

t takes down landing strip lights from balcony

erikaj - Apr 01, 2005 9:19:35 am PST #803 of 10001

Always Anti-fascist!

My flying dreams always turn into falling dreams. And I have dreamt sexually about a Buffista couple, but that's all I'll say about that.

Scrappy - Apr 01, 2005 9:21:33 am PST #804 of 10001

Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

I did, however, have a Buffista SEX dream just the other night. It was good. Three times.

And then it somehow segued into a Batman and ROBIN dream,

Coincidence? I think not.

Aims - Apr 01, 2005 9:21:54 am PST #805 of 10001

Shit's all sorts of different now.

Robin: Dream Tramp

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