'Selfless'
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
I wear a NightGuard (yuck) and I constantly have dreams about my mouth being full of gum or some gum-like substance that I pull out and pull out but can't get all the way out of my mouth. Hate those.
I have dreams where I'm chewing gum and it gets all stuck in my braces and it takes forever to pick the gum out. I haven't worn braces in about 18 years.
My other recurring dream that I stopped having after I got married was me getting seperated from my mom in a subway station. She gets on the train, I don't and then I sit in the station, which is totally empty, and cry.
So, guys, if you're visited by a succubus, blame it on Robin.
For me, though, the most uncomfortable dreams are the ones in which I have sex with someone I actually know IRL, and then once I've woken up and I see them the next day, I am convinced that they must know.
I knew, sweetie, I knew...
I would be flying over beautiful countryside and then randomly landing to have great sex with cute guys EVERY NIGHT.
::sucks in gut for Scrappy flyby::
I have never had a flying dream.
I did, however, have a Buffista sex dream just the other night. It was good. Three times.
And then it somehow segued into a Batman and Robin dream, which is so NOT surprising.
The night Perkins arrived, I had a dream that there was a dead Mountie in my backseat.
So, guys, if you're visited by a succubus, blame it on Robin.
Blame? Dammit, I always get these things wrong.
t takes down landing strip lights from balcony
My flying dreams always turn into falling dreams. And I have dreamt sexually about a Buffista couple, but that's all I'll say about that.
I did, however, have a Buffista SEX dream just the other night. It was good. Three times.
And then it somehow segued into a Batman and ROBIN dream,
Coincidence? I think not.
Robin: Dream Tramp