I can handle the Oz Full Monty. I mean, not 'handle' handle.

Xander ,'Help'


Spike's Bitches 23: We've mastered the power of positive giving up.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Pix - Apr 01, 2005 8:13:56 am PST #780 of 10001
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

Oh Sean, I've totally had sex dreams about various Buffistae (of both genders, I might add. I don't think it's anything to worry about.


Betsy HP - Apr 01, 2005 8:14:28 am PST #781 of 10001
If I only had a brain...

You have nightmares about cutting your hair, Betsy?

Yip. Paging Dr. Freud...


JohnSweden - Apr 01, 2005 8:14:38 am PST #782 of 10001
I can't even.

but I've had a couple of different dreams about having sex with married Buffistas that I've met IRL.

::glares at Sean::

Yeah, stop having sex dreams about Hec, Sean. You REM-state homewrecker! Plus, you'll upset JZ.


tommyrot - Apr 01, 2005 8:15:05 am PST #783 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

The dreams I hate are ones where something bad is coming after me, but I can't move.

Sometimes I have dreams where the scary thing is chasing me and I can't run. The odd thing? It always turns out that I can run faster backwards.


Amy - Apr 01, 2005 8:16:03 am PST #784 of 10001
Because books.

My weird dreams tend to involve houses with lots of stairs, doors that don't go anywhere, too many floors, too many rooms. Calling Dr. Freud...

Happy Birthday, Stunt Husband! And congratulations on your new job!

Oh, and timelies to one and all.


Sean K - Apr 01, 2005 8:21:13 am PST #785 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Yeah, stop having sex dreams about Hec, Sean. You REM-state homewrecker! Plus, you'll upset JZ.

Snerkitty.

Actually some of the weirdest dream weridness I've had is....

....first let me back up. I usually keep my bed wedged in a corner. Holdover from childhood or something, two sides a monster can't get at me from, and all that.

Anyway, I have occasionally had dreams where someone hits me in the head with a baseball bat or something, but the weird part is that the moment of contact exactly coincides with my real self rolling my head swiftly into the wall, so that when I dream a baseball bat has hit me in the head, I get hit in my actual waking head.

Very weird. Luckily never hard enough to leave more than a light bruise, but creepy nonetheless.


MARCH - Apr 01, 2005 8:22:42 am PST #786 of 10001
Fee Fi Fo Fum!/I smell the blood of a TWEEDY one/Be she live or be she dead/ I'll use blonde hair to bake my bread

t sits in jail cell, dragging tin cup across bars


Connie Neil - Apr 01, 2005 8:22:53 am PST #787 of 10001
brillig

moment of contact exactly coincides with my real self rolling my head swiftly into the wall

illustration of the speed of thought. Or some external passive sensor sees what's about to happen and feeds it to the brain.


§ ita § - Apr 01, 2005 8:23:47 am PST #788 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I've read dream theories about time compressions which would suggest that hitting your head may have been the cause of your dream, Sean, not the result.


Connie Neil - Apr 01, 2005 8:23:49 am PST #789 of 10001
brillig

sits in jail cell, dragging tin cup across bars

You're in there for a year, so you might as well just shut up and think about what you've done. Maybe August won't notice you and make you its bitch.