That's it. Someone's getting a smite in the face.
I have no ideas on the lunchbox. Maybe one of those industrial, construction worker lunchboxes? Or maybe a fancy cooler that you can keep at your desk?
Willow: Yikes. Imagine the things...Buffy: No! Stop imagining! All of you! Xander: Already got the visual.
'Dirty Girls'
Spike's Bitches 23: We've mastered the power of positive giving up.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Aims - May 06, 2005 11:26:41 am PDT #7751 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Atropa - May 06, 2005 11:27:28 am PDT #7752 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
(And oh. my. god, what a cute puppy.)
Aims - May 06, 2005 11:28:07 am PDT #7753 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
(totally cute puppy)
Calli - May 06, 2005 11:28:39 am PDT #7754 of 10001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
I think putting in a regular bag lunch with a thing of chocolate pudding laced with Ex-lax would be the way to go. Jilli. Why should you have to buy nifty new stuff, yet not so nifty that you'd mind losing it, just because one of your coworkers is a petty-larcenous git?
Susan W. - May 06, 2005 11:29:25 am PDT #7755 of 10001
Good Trouble and Righteous Fights
DH thinks you should follow Aimee's cooler suggestion, then also plant a dummy lunch in the fridge. Not with anything that'll actually make the thief sick, but otherwise as disgusting as you can make it--say a sandwich with moldy cheese and a thick lacing of tabasco sauce.
Fred Pete - May 06, 2005 11:30:28 am PDT #7756 of 10001
Ann, that's a ferret.
Jilli, I have a cloth bag that I keep my lunch in -- it's so old, I don't remember where I got it, but I imagine your local dollar store might have something like it. That plus a watertight plastic container that you can fill with water and toss in the freezer overnight, and you can keep lunch with you.
Aims - May 06, 2005 11:30:31 am PDT #7757 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
§ ita § - May 06, 2005 11:31:43 am PDT #7758 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Someone at work called me dorky for my Hellboy lunchpail. First off, it's not a lunchpail -- that's a dorky word. It's a lunchbox. Second off -- what's dorky about carrying around something that's actually enjoyable to look at?
He backed off.
Aims - May 06, 2005 11:31:56 am PDT #7759 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Jessica - May 06, 2005 11:33:03 am PDT #7760 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
