You're wrong about River. River's not on the ship. They didn't want her here, but she couldn't make herself leave. So she melted... Melted away. They didn't know she could do that, but she did.

River ,'Objects In Space'


Spike's Bitches 23: We've mastered the power of positive giving up.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Betsy HP - May 06, 2005 9:10:59 am PDT #7724 of 10001
If I only had a brain...

Newsflash: It hurts a lot more to tweeze hairs out of your leg than to shave them.

Signed, why yes, I AM very bored today


§ ita § - May 06, 2005 9:13:14 am PDT #7725 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

It hurts a lot more to tweeze hairs out of your leg than to shave them.

You could have just asked if it hurt more. I have a cousin who'd tweeze her pubes, so the research has been done.


Betsy HP - May 06, 2005 9:24:56 am PDT #7726 of 10001
If I only had a brain...

ow ow ow ow OW ow ow. Not even going to try that.


§ ita § - May 06, 2005 9:26:01 am PDT #7727 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

You only think you're bored, then.


ChiKat - May 06, 2005 9:26:05 am PDT #7728 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

It hurts a lot more to tweeze hairs out of your leg than to shave them.

OW! You must be way bored.


Betsy HP - May 06, 2005 9:32:10 am PDT #7729 of 10001
If I only had a brain...

Okay, fine, I'm bored, I'll go pluck ita's pubic hairs.

And I expect you all to visit me in the hospital.


vw bug - May 06, 2005 9:35:19 am PDT #7730 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

Susan, are you still around?


Frankenbuddha - May 06, 2005 9:39:16 am PDT #7731 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

And I expect you all to visit me in the hospital.

I've got my bandages to keep me not bored.

t /Foghorn Leghorn


Susan W. - May 06, 2005 9:41:16 am PDT #7732 of 10001
Good Trouble and Righteous Fights

Susan, are you still around?

Yep. DH is taking Annabel to the doctor, so I actually have the house to myself for an hour or so. Wheee!


vw bug - May 06, 2005 9:42:13 am PDT #7733 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

Yep. DH is taking Annabel to the doctor, so I actually have the house to myself for an hour or so. Wheee!

Ooooo! Insent.