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I'm just trying to tell you that we have nothing in common besides both of us liking your penis.

Anya ,'Dirty Girls'

Spike's Bitches 23: We've mastered the power of positive giving up.

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.

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Cass - May 02, 2005 5:46:50 pm PDT #6971 of 10001

Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Timelies...

I'm eating Nilla Wafers right now. The box comes with a free Nascar trading card. That'll come in handy.

Didja want me to cut my hair short? Cause that will really depend on *which* card...

"Wow, this place looks really... empty."

Cherish this moment while it lasts, Anne... Soon your things will be there. Unpacking will ensue, likely followed by hijinks. It sounds like your trip with your dad was good time together. It made me misty.

I need to make dinner. A friend is crashing here for a couple of nights as she has a training class a few miles away (saving her from a multi-hour commute each way) and I think I promised food. Why did I go and do that?

eta: I ate cat food once when I was younger. It is not on the menu for tonight. Gross. I wouldn't stop a kid from trying it but I just remember it being horrid. Meow Mix actually.

DCJensen - May 02, 2005 5:54:29 pm PDT #6972 of 10001

All is well that ends in pizza.

Watched Family Guy from last night's premiere. Some good bits.

For those who can't remember the list...

The full list from Family Guy, season 4 premiere:

Peter: Fox has to make room for fantastic shows like:
Dark Angel
Titus
Undeclared
Action
That 80's Show
Wonderfalls
Fastlane
Andy Richter Controls The Universe
Skin
Girls Club
Cracking Up
The Pits
Firefly
Get Real
Freaky Links
Wanda At Large
Costello
The Lone Gunmen
A Minute With Stan Hooper
Normal Ohio
Pasadena
Harsh Realm
Keen Eddy
The Street
American Embassy
Cedric The Entertainer
The Tick
Louis
and Greg The Bunny.
Lois: Is there really no hope?
Peter: Well I supposed if all those shows go down the tubes we might have a shot.

Plus? I loved the Blues Brothers and Hitchcock stuff. but I'm a sucker for that.

Trudy Booth - May 02, 2005 5:58:44 pm PDT #6973 of 10001

Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Tender Vittles is better I'm sure.

Cashmere - May 02, 2005 6:00:14 pm PDT #6974 of 10001

Now tagless for your comfort.

Besides, I don't have to attend ANY meetings--just lounge by the poo

Ooh, sounds nice

Funniest meara. Ever.

sarameg - May 02, 2005 6:04:23 pm PDT #6975 of 10001

Popping in here to say: Anne, I'm sorry that you are no longer in my area, but big WHOO to finding your new place and the ease of the journey to it. Many many good wishes to you.

meara - May 02, 2005 6:05:28 pm PDT #6976 of 10001

Funniest meara. Ever

Sniff. I'm sad that's my funniest, but just for you, I won't go back and edit. :)

Lilty Cash - May 02, 2005 6:06:46 pm PDT #6977 of 10001

"You see? THAT's what they want. Love, and a bit with a dog."

Whew. Home. For the record, I made my way halfway across the country alone, explored a new city by myself, then made it back, at which point the Universe must have realized I was feeling pretty proud. Thus, I forgot where I parked my car at the airport. Walked around for an hour in the rain, luggage in tow. When a shuttle driver picked me up again I looked like a drowned rat.

But still, a fantabulous vacation. I'm tired and would go to sleep, but I drank a whole cup of coffee on the drive home and I know I'd lie there awake. Ima go to the music store at midnight to buy PotO on dvd to watch in bed.

Cashmere - May 02, 2005 6:07:18 pm PDT #6978 of 10001

Now tagless for your comfort.

Sniff. I'm sad that's my funniest, but just for you, I won't go back and edit. :)

Well, funniest this week, anyway. I just imagined myself in a lounge chair, sunglasses and drink at hand, sitting by a giant pile of dog shit.

Believe me, it's a lot funnier in my head.

DavidS - May 02, 2005 6:14:40 pm PDT #6979 of 10001

"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Didja want me to cut my hair short? Cause that will really depend on *which* card...

Not Jeff Gordon or Dale jr. #97? Sharpie on the car? Something Busch?

Scrappy - May 02, 2005 6:15:09 pm PDT #6980 of 10001

Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

Go, Lilty, damp but triumphant!

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