Simon: Captain... why did you come back for us? Mal: You're on my crew. Simon: Yeah, but you don't even like me. Why'd you come back? Mal: You're on my crew. Why we still talking about this?

'Safe'


Spike's Bitches 23: We've mastered the power of positive giving up.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Jessica - May 02, 2005 12:03:42 pm PDT #6933 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

On the positive side, about eight or ten of us broke into applause at the "For Douglas."

I teared up at that. And in the beginning, when his name was in the writing and producing credits, and again in the middle when the original theme music introduced The Book. I'm a ginormous sap.


Cashmere - May 02, 2005 12:14:02 pm PDT #6934 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

I'm highly underpaid. Going to have to discuss this with HR.


Lyra Jane - May 02, 2005 12:14:27 pm PDT #6935 of 10001
Up with the sun

What is in the end credits?


§ ita § - May 02, 2005 12:15:19 pm PDT #6936 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Whoot! By the time I can give birth, they'll have ironed out the glitches for funding SAHM pay, right?


Cashmere - May 02, 2005 12:17:18 pm PDT #6937 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

Whoot! By the time I can give birth, they'll have ironed out the glitches for funding SAHM pay, right?

Let's hope so. I'd like to see that pay scale put into effect immediately.

This figure will help us determine how much life insurance to buy for me. Now if we can figure out what DH would pay for consortium, we'll be set.


Topic!Cindy - May 02, 2005 12:17:26 pm PDT #6938 of 10001
What is even happening?

I'm highly underpaid. Going to have to discuss this with HR.

I'd be happy with the 43K, for a straight 40 hours. In fact, I'd be happy with an income tax exemption for that amount, every year.


DavidS - May 02, 2005 12:19:12 pm PDT #6939 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Well done, Sparky's DH!

I'm eating Nilla Wafers right now. The box comes with a free Nascar trading card. That'll come in handy.


Jessica - May 02, 2005 12:20:52 pm PDT #6940 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

What is in the end credits?

After the song ends, there's another Guide entry.


Lyra Jane - May 02, 2005 12:25:07 pm PDT #6941 of 10001
Up with the sun

The one about Earth? I was sad that didn't make it into the film.


§ ita § - May 02, 2005 12:27:13 pm PDT #6942 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

No, the one about the aliens who hear Arthur's words and come to earth and get eaten by a small dog.