I got stupid. The money was too good.

Jayne ,'Objects In Space'


Spike's Bitches 23: We've mastered the power of positive giving up.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Steph L. - Apr 30, 2005 7:23:49 am PDT #6589 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

You were absolutely right to be afraid, Steph. She could have done anything and we wouldn't have known until it was too late.

If Kara and Clovis ever pooled their talents, we'd all be screwed.


vw bug - Apr 30, 2005 7:24:50 am PDT #6590 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

My younger brother had this amazing ability to wander off from my parents when he was little. He did it twice in one long weekend when we were in Ohio. The first time was at a mall. He wandered away looking at something, ended up going to the information booth and saying, "Hi. My name is ___________. My mom is looking at wicker baskets, and I lost her." They knew exactly which store mom was at and found her quickly.

The second time was at King's Island. He wandered off, found a litter getter, said, "Hi. My name is ___________. I lost my fambly. Are there toys?" The litter getter took him to the children's lost and found area where he promptly walked in, repeated his phrase and again asked for toys. They told my parents they'd never seen such a calm lost child before.

He never got out of the house...except that one time with me...but we won't go there :)


Deena - Apr 30, 2005 7:31:28 am PDT #6591 of 10001
How are you me? You need to stop that. Only I can be me. ~Kara

Mom and dad were notorious for forgetting one of us. My turn was when I fell asleep in church and everyone went home. I had to unlock the church doors and get to the parking lot (down a long, winding, decorative type walk between trees and over a creek), to find only two people (though that's better than none). Mom and Dad had gotten all the way home before they realized they were missing one.

Perkins sent us stuffed animals. Anyone who has seen our house knows we don't need any more stuffed animals, and yet we (meaning Kara and I) are absolutely gleeful at the treasures. I got (through judicious trading and quick fingers) animal, beeker, kermit and gonzo finger puppets. We're sharing the duck-billed platypus. She let Aidan have the red dog, but Kara's keeping all the rest.


Laura - Apr 30, 2005 7:43:02 am PDT #6592 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.

I'm so sorry for your loss Jacqueline.


Lee - Apr 30, 2005 7:59:05 am PDT #6593 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

PLATYPUS!


Deena - Apr 30, 2005 8:10:19 am PDT #6594 of 10001
How are you me? You need to stop that. Only I can be me. ~Kara

I love the platypus.

I'm down to gonzo. She took all the rest.


SailAweigh - Apr 30, 2005 8:11:13 am PDT #6595 of 10001
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb

Awww, but Gonzo is the BEST. Don't let her know that.


Deena - Apr 30, 2005 8:12:20 am PDT #6596 of 10001
How are you me? You need to stop that. Only I can be me. ~Kara

I won't tell her. I wanted to keep Kermit, too, but there was no way a frog was escaping her. I think Frog may be her totem animal, she loves them so much.


SailAweigh - Apr 30, 2005 8:13:39 am PDT #6597 of 10001
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb

FROGS!

That is all.


Emily - Apr 30, 2005 8:23:15 am PDT #6598 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

Hmph. Cosmopolitan has a "What Kind of Sexy are you?" quiz online, and I'm a sucker for quizzes. Of course, the questions are annoyingly reductive (I had to pass up "goofy but glam" in favor of "sweet and sensual" despite not considering myself sweet or sensual -- but certainly not glam), but even so I find myself irked at the "favorite sexual pose" question (I guess position must be passe). It only has three options.