If every vampire who said he was at the crucifixion was actually there, it would have been like Woodstock.

Spike ,'Same Time, Same Place'


Spike's Bitches 23: We've mastered the power of positive giving up.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


ChiKat - Apr 29, 2005 9:06:18 am PDT #6465 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

Where in Chicago are you, Lilty? Do you know the neighborhood? And, welcome!!!


Daisy Jane - Apr 29, 2005 9:10:44 am PDT #6466 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Chances are anyone to whom I'm introducing the person I'm seeing has probably heard about the person I'm seeing. I'm not sure I've called anyone my boyfriend since my sophomore year of high school.

If it's someone I just met too, I would probably feel a little weird explaining my relationship to someone to a stranger.

The exception to this is if I'm deliberately ridding myself of someone, or helping a friend rid themselves of someone. Like the time my 2 best guy friends took me out for a night on the town and told skanky girls I was their girlfriend (Unfortunately, it was sometimes the same skanky girl, so I got kind of a reputation around that club- and I wasn't even the skanky girl).


sj - Apr 29, 2005 9:18:46 am PDT #6467 of 10001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Chances are anyone to whom I'm introducing the person I'm seeing has probably heard about the person I'm seeing.

This was a friend, but not someone TCG sees very often.

FTR, the issue is not I am not still upset that he called me his friend. I'll deal with that. I was just worried, I was being an awful possessive girlfriend for getting upset last night.


Deena - Apr 29, 2005 9:19:03 am PDT #6468 of 10001
How are you me? You need to stop that. Only I can be me. ~Kara

Askye, unfortunately, uninsured motorist coverage for you means that their car will be fixed whether you pay for it or not, but the insurance company will still hound you for the money until they get it.

For your amusement:

Kara: t rictus grin Do I have big green vampire teeth?!
Me: Oh, no, honey, you don't have vampire teeth!
Kara t crestfallen I don't? Oh. But I askeded and askeded the tooth fairy to bring me big green vampire teeth for my birthday!
Me: Oh. Well. By your birthday? I'm sure we can do something about that.

They stock halloween stuff by 9/11, don't they? I'm thinking plastic, glow-in-the-dark fangs.


sj - Apr 29, 2005 9:20:30 am PDT #6469 of 10001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Hee! I love Kara stories. She is even cuter in person though.


Atropa - Apr 29, 2005 9:22:12 am PDT #6470 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

They stock halloween stuff by 9/11, don't they? I'm thinking plastic, glow-in-the-dark fangs.

They usually do. There's also a good chance I have packages of them hidden away in a box somewhere.


Atropa - Apr 29, 2005 9:23:03 am PDT #6471 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Kara I don't? Oh. But I askeded and askeded the tooth fairy to bring me big green vampire teeth for my birthday!

Also, has Kara ever heard the song "Mrs. Dracula", off of the Really Rosie album? I think she'd like it.


DavidS - Apr 29, 2005 9:23:17 am PDT #6472 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

You can definitely get glow in the dark vampire fangs at your average novelty or magic shop. I'll check the one in our neighborhood.


Deena - Apr 29, 2005 9:26:22 am PDT #6473 of 10001
How are you me? You need to stop that. Only I can be me. ~Kara

She has not yet heard it, Jilli, but I'll get it. Thanks. She loves music.

I should do a vampire themed birthday party for her. She'd love it. I'd never even heard of a vampire at the age of 3 almost 4.


Aims - Apr 29, 2005 9:26:39 am PDT #6474 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Harper Lee is doing a signing at my building next week for the 50th anniversary of the LA Central Library.

Harper Lee.

SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEE