Can't drink, smoke, diddle my willy. Doesn't leave much to do other than watch you blokes stumble around playing Agatha Christie.

Spike ,'The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco'


Spike's Bitches 23: We've mastered the power of positive giving up.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Connie Neil - Apr 28, 2005 7:03:09 am PDT #6223 of 10001
brillig

Ah, the first day of a re-vamped prescription regime, wondering which bodily twitches are just twitches and which are the precursors of new and exciting side-effects.

Still, I quite like my doctor, double chins and all. We were talking about my blood pressure, which is creeping up again. Hubby was there, and I said, "I have stress," accompanied by pointed look at snickering Hubby. Doc: "Well, it's illegal to kill your husband." Not "It's a bad idea," just "It's illegal." My doc knows all the health excitement Hubby has, and it's nice to know Doc recognizes that it takes a toll on me.

I got so lucky that I got this doctor when I was in the hospital. He'd come in in the evenings to tell me if I was going to get sprung. One evening towards the end of the stay, he said, "I want to keep you at least another day." I said, "Dammit." He said, "Oh, a dammit doll." Hubby laughed and I just stared at the doctor, absolutely flummoxed and trying to decide if I was going to be amused. I can deal with a doctor who makes me laugh.


Deena - Apr 28, 2005 7:08:25 am PDT #6224 of 10001
How are you me? You need to stop that. Only I can be me. ~Kara

Yams and sweet potatoes are a different vegetable, though the names are often used interchangeably. Sweet potatoes have the same outside look as a yam, but have white flesh. Yams have orange flesh but are often called/sold as sweet potatoes. (vegetable pedant)

My client just told me he doesn't believe his clients will take imitative. It took me a bit to figure out he meant initiative.

Such a lovely fun day I'm having!

~ma to vw. ~ma to Aimee. I hate back pain. ~ma to Nora. I'm sorry for the stress.


Kate P. - Apr 28, 2005 7:09:19 am PDT #6225 of 10001
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love

I got so lucky that I got this doctor when I was in the hospital. He'd come in in the evenings to tell me if I was going to get sprung.

Ooh, ooh, I hope he would say "Good night, Connie, good work, sleep well. I'll most likely kill you in the morning."


Cashmere - Apr 28, 2005 7:11:04 am PDT #6226 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

Yams and sweet potatoes are a different vegetable, though the names are often used interchangeably. Sweet potatoes have the same outside look as a yam, but have white flesh. Yams have orange flesh but are often called/sold as sweet potatoes. (vegetable pedant)

Then my mother always made sweet potatoes at Thanksgiving and called them candied yams. I blame her for my ignorance.

connie, a good bed-side manner goes a long way for me with a doctor.


Cashmere - Apr 28, 2005 7:12:38 am PDT #6227 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

wrong thread


Connie Neil - Apr 28, 2005 7:14:12 am PDT #6228 of 10001
brillig

"Good night, Connie, good work, sleep well. I'll most likely kill you in the morning."

If he had said that, he'd rank as the coolest doc in the world.


§ ita § - Apr 28, 2005 7:17:24 am PDT #6229 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

You yam/sweet potato Americans confuse me.

Our yams have a variety of colours of their flesh, running through to yellow (most are variations on white and beige). They're not that sweet. Sweet potatoes are light green inside, and sweeter.

I don't know what this orange stuff you eat is "really" called.


Nora Deirdre - Apr 28, 2005 7:22:50 am PDT #6230 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

I don't think I'm OK and I don't know what to do.


Steph L. - Apr 28, 2005 7:26:04 am PDT #6231 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Nora, what do you need? Do you need to leave work? Do you need to leave work AND have company?

Can you leave work and call Tom?

I can't remember -- do you work at MIT? Could you go to the campus health center? (Obviously that won't help you if you don't work there.)


Nora Deirdre - Apr 28, 2005 7:32:12 am PDT #6232 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

I need to do work, otherwise I'm fucked. I think i can finally get some stuff done, and the situation isn't as perilous as it was before - although by the time we all figured it out, I was already cramped up in high anxiety mode. I think I'm ok. I can't talk to anyone right now, so that precludes leaving, but hopefully that will change soon. My stomach still hurts but I can breathe withour sobbing, so that's an improvement.

Jesus, what the hell has happened to me? You know it's bad when I am envying someone's SPRAINED BACK.

I'm sorry for inflicting this on all y'all.