Oh, yeah. There was this time I was pinned down by this guy that played left tackle for varsity... Well, at least he used to before he was a vampire... Anyway, he had this really, really thick neck, and all I had was a little, little Exact-O knife ... You're not loving this story.

Buffy ,'Beneath You'


Spike's Bitches 23: We've mastered the power of positive giving up.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Trudy Booth - Apr 27, 2005 11:23:54 am PDT #6084 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

a tiny, GREEN DAY American Idiot t-shirt

I'm pretty sure Hot Topic can set you up with one.


-t - Apr 27, 2005 11:27:05 am PDT #6085 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

That's great, Tep!


Jessica - Apr 27, 2005 11:27:34 am PDT #6086 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Hooray for mental health!


Lilty Cash - Apr 27, 2005 11:27:35 am PDT #6087 of 10001
"You see? THAT's what they want. Love, and a bit with a dog."

Go decadence, choose decadence, Lilty.

Allows arm to be twisted.

I think I may run into Steph in the Applebee's parking lot. They have real ribs and not just those riblets, right?


Glamcookie - Apr 27, 2005 11:29:02 am PDT #6088 of 10001
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

My day:

  • xml
  • cms
  • localization
  • content models
  • standards

My night:

  • drink
  • walk on beach
  • drink
  • drink

How're you all doing?


Trudy Booth - Apr 27, 2005 11:30:44 am PDT #6089 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

t tackletickles kittycookie


Glamcookie - Apr 27, 2005 11:31:09 am PDT #6090 of 10001
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

t laughs inappropriately in conference


Topic!Cindy - Apr 27, 2005 11:31:55 am PDT #6091 of 10001
What is even happening?

Teppy, that's great news.

Only the bride and groom are nekid. The guests are dressed. And, I'm a bit frightened that I am one of those people who know this.

I thought that might be the case. But pointing it out would have made my post less funny, so I ignored that little feeling that something wasn't quite right.
Okay, I missed all this, because I started skimming when I saw the word "betazoid" because I took it to be a reference to one of those things y'all talk about that leave me out in left field.

But now? I need a recap for dummies. Is someone getting married nekkid, and having guests there? And an officiant of some kind? Because, dude.


Lyra Jane - Apr 27, 2005 11:40:31 am PDT #6092 of 10001
Up with the sun

Mmmm, burger...

I have no idea what we're having for dinner. It's P.'s turn to cook; I think he plans to make pasta with pesto, as we have some basil that wants to be used up.

I realized earlier this afternoon that -- completely unintentionally -- I haven't had any meat since Saturday. I kind of want to see how long I can keep the streak going.


-t - Apr 27, 2005 11:41:50 am PDT #6093 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Cindy, no, it was just a riff.