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Oh, yeah. There was this time I was pinned down by this guy that played left tackle for varsity... Well, at least he used to before he was a vampire... Anyway, he had this really, really thick neck, and all I had was a little, little Exact-O knife ... You're not loving this story.

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§ ita § - Mar 31, 2005 12:47:45 pm PST #604 of 10001

Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

When Eowyn felled the Oliphaunt, or grabbed up Merry, or snapped at Eomer for mocking him, I got all nice and shivery inside. When she pined at Aragorn I yelled at him to stop being such a fucking clit-tease.

Arwen made me cry and yell too, but in very different ways. I don't blame Aragorn for kissing Brego.

Aims - Mar 31, 2005 12:48:10 pm PST #605 of 10001

Shit's all sorts of different now.

Some of you may remember me mentioning my friend who can swear in Elvish, and has the inscription from The Ring as a tattoo? Why yes, I was referring to the StuntHusband.

Too bad Sean's not gay.

Lysana - Mar 31, 2005 12:48:45 pm PST #606 of 10001

Hellbound Equal-Opportunity Nookie Hog

C Billy Idol, M David Bowie, F Eddie Van Halen

C Matthew Fox, F Kiefer Sutherland, M Michael Vartan

M Ewan McGregor, C Jude Law, F Orlando Bloom

M Gina Torres, F Miranda Otto, C Stephanie Romanov

Topic!Cindy - Mar 31, 2005 12:48:53 pm PST #607 of 10001

What is even happening?

In that case StuntHusband, you've been to our thread, yes? DXMachina "LotR - The Return of the King: "We named the *dog* 'Strider'"." Dec 17, 2003 4:08:06 am PST

We had threads for the other two movies, too. They must live beyond the sea in the archives, now.

Jessica - Mar 31, 2005 12:49:09 pm PST #608 of 10001

And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Book Eowyn now looks brittle and offputtingly death-seeking to me now.

I prefer her brittle and death-seeking to merely heartsick. Mostly I wanted her less friggin' girly, which was also Arwen's problem. 3000 year-olds shouldn't giggle like that.

(who is an absolute non-entity in the book)

Not in the appendices...

Connie Neil - Mar 31, 2005 12:50:50 pm PST #609 of 10001

brillig

Why yes, I was referring to the StuntHusband.

I knew I liked him.

JohnSweden - Mar 31, 2005 12:51:42 pm PST #610 of 10001

I can't even.

F Gina Torres

M Miranda Otto

C Stephanie Romanov

And Angelina Jolie is very hot.

Nicely done, amyLiz. That speaks for me just lovely.

I didn't realize there were women in the barefoot site.

Moi non plus. Clickity-click-click.

Atropa - Mar 31, 2005 12:51:46 pm PST #611 of 10001

The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

3000 year-olds shouldn't giggle like that.

But I still plan on giggling when I'm 3000 years old ...

Ginger - Mar 31, 2005 12:53:36 pm PST #612 of 10001

"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

See, the problem with these lists is that I get to F Kiefer Sutherland and I don't see any reason to go on.

Aims - Mar 31, 2005 12:54:33 pm PST #613 of 10001

Shit's all sorts of different now.

I like a little bit of variety sometimes.

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