Harmony: Somebody remembered to pick me up the sweetest unicorn. Guess someone was feeling guilty for standing me up in tenth grade. Brad: What? Had to get her something. She sired me. Peaches: Sire-whipped.

'Beneath You'


Spike's Bitches 23: We've mastered the power of positive giving up.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


beekaytee - Apr 25, 2005 12:29:38 pm PDT #5664 of 10001
Compassionately intolerant

I would say it bonds other people talking about how crazy you are\

This? Irrefutably true.


Fay - Apr 25, 2005 12:42:07 pm PDT #5665 of 10001
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

"...loved the pictures. Emma is so beautiful and petite. How lucky that she got Joe's metabolism and will grow up instead of out. You and I will envy her lots! "

Good GRIEF. I'm beyond gobsmacked. I'm wanting to smack her gob. (a) You're a babe. (b) Unless things have changed quite drastically, Emma is a BABY. She does not look like a freakishly tall and skinny supermodel. Which is a good thing. (c) See a.


Cashmere - Apr 25, 2005 12:42:59 pm PDT #5666 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

stupid question:

I want to secure the bookshelves in the basement tv room with furniture brackets. They need to be bolted to the walls. Can I drill and bolt them to concrete wall? Three of the four walls in this room aren't finished--just painted concrete.


tommyrot - Apr 25, 2005 12:45:52 pm PDT #5667 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Can I drill and bolt them to concrete wall? Three of the four walls in this room aren't finished--just painted concrete.

Yes. You will need special bolts - they expand as you tighten them.


Toddson - Apr 25, 2005 12:47:51 pm PDT #5668 of 10001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

Aimee, I think possibly your MIL is my mother ... or at least they're sharing a brain (see cough drop story).

You have my deep and abiding sympathy.


Aims - Apr 25, 2005 12:50:59 pm PDT #5669 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

I'm wanting to smack her gob.

BWAH!


Toddson - Apr 25, 2005 1:16:52 pm PDT #5670 of 10001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

Or you know, you could just stop sending her pictures, letting her see Em (who is, indeed, lovely ... like her mother). Post pictures here - we'll all oooh and aaah and remind you how great you are.


Aims - Apr 25, 2005 1:21:01 pm PDT #5671 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

I shall. She's walking in her walker now and pulling herself up. It's so cute - she looks like she's doing baby crunches.


ChiKat - Apr 25, 2005 1:21:05 pm PDT #5672 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

In good news: My tax return has been deposited in my bank account. Also, I just booked a 1/2 spa day for the end of May. Yay!!!!

In bad news: I am bored and want cookies.


ChiKat - Apr 25, 2005 1:21:35 pm PDT #5673 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

She's walking in her walker now and pulling herself up.

We need pictures of this.