Kiwis were called Chinese gooseberries. The change to kiwi was part of a marketing effort.
Jayne: What're you gonna tell the others? Mal: About what? Jayne: About why I'm dead. Mal: Hadn't thought about it. Jayne: Make something up. Don't tell 'em what I did.
'Ariel'
Spike's Bitches 23: We've mastered the power of positive giving up.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Ginger - Apr 21, 2005 12:09:53 pm PDT #5018 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
beekaytee - Apr 21, 2005 12:13:06 pm PDT #5019 of 10001
Compassionately intolerant
Somehow, I doubt I can convince him to move.
Curses. Does he like dogs? I might be persuaded...
P.M. Marc - Apr 21, 2005 12:13:33 pm PDT #5020 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
Steph, I make geeky jokes *all* the time, and I still, in theory, get laid.
(Y'know, when it's actually physically possible and medically allowed.)
(Which means I think I've forgotten what goes where and why, at this point.)
I think that in the proper setting, those sort of jokes actually increase your chances of Extreme Nooky.
Aims - Apr 21, 2005 12:14:45 pm PDT #5021 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
(Which means I think I've forgotten what goes where and why, at this point.)
t send Plei the chart I got from my OB/GYN.
Jessica - Apr 21, 2005 12:16:35 pm PDT #5022 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
I'm pretty sure geeky jokes are the only reason I've ever gotten laid.
Maria - Apr 21, 2005 12:16:58 pm PDT #5023 of 10001
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift
Plei, Lily is absolutely, breathtakingly gorgeous. And that hair.... Thank you for posting pics. Congratulations again to all of you.
Punctuation for everyone who needs it today. I guess the universe is turning a deaf ear to my threats these days.
§ ita § - Apr 21, 2005 12:17:33 pm PDT #5024 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
There's always him initiating sex to stop the geeky jokes -- a different angle to consider.
The Universe - Apr 21, 2005 12:19:04 pm PDT #5025 of 10001
Words are flowing out like /endless rain into a paper cup /
They slither while they pass / They slip away across... me
Did someone say something? t derisive snort
I didn't think so.
Topic!Cindy - Apr 21, 2005 12:32:38 pm PDT #5026 of 10001
What is even happening?
You people are leaving me no choice but to clean my bathroom. If I die of bleach fume intoxication, it'll be on your heads. If it clears up my cold and/or allergies, well, then thank you very much.
-t - Apr 21, 2005 12:34:18 pm PDT #5027 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
Stay away from the ammonia, Cindy.