I wanna hurt you, but I can't resist the sinister attraction of your cold and muscular body!

Buffybot ,'Dirty Girls'


Spike's Bitches 23: We've mastered the power of positive giving up.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


ChiKat - Apr 20, 2005 9:27:36 am PDT #4631 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

my dentist was very surprised that I have chosen to have a gold crown next month, and not a porcelain one.

Whereas my dentist recommended a gold overlay vs. a porcelain one for me. They cost the same and the gold will last much, much longer. I now have a gold overlay on one of my back teeth. Can't really see it unless I open my mouth really wide.


Steph L. - Apr 20, 2005 9:28:20 am PDT #4632 of 10001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Plus, how can you pass up the bling?


Betsy HP - Apr 20, 2005 9:28:58 am PDT #4633 of 10001
If I only had a brain...

My officemate is having an argument with his wife over the phone. Kill me now.


Aims - Apr 20, 2005 9:30:49 am PDT #4634 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Why kill you? They're the ones fighting. Who's wrong from where you're sitting?


Betsy HP - Apr 20, 2005 9:31:30 am PDT #4635 of 10001
If I only had a brain...

Him for talking to her, at length, about why she shouldn't get caught up in a friend's drama six feet away.

"Are you not acknowledging my point at ALL?"


Calli - Apr 20, 2005 9:31:48 am PDT #4636 of 10001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

Can't really see it unless I open my mouth really wide.

I remember watching some tv movie about Henry VIII and Anne Boylen. Her alleged lover was being tortured, and as he screamed the camera went in for a close shot on his open mouth. Which was full of very 20th century silver dental work. It took me out of the moment as much as a digital watch on his wrist would have.

Details folks. It's all in the details.


Nora Deirdre - Apr 20, 2005 9:32:08 am PDT #4637 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

silly BHP-office mate, this is what cell phones are for.

Yay to the discomfort, though, Betsy. No, I mean, boo. Boo to the discomfort.


Aims - Apr 20, 2005 9:33:16 am PDT #4638 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

t send MoKTSP to Betsy's work with a cross bow


Atropa - Apr 20, 2005 9:34:06 am PDT #4639 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

My officemate is having an argument with his wife over the phone. Kill me now.

Start offering advice. While smiling brightly. That usually gets the point across.


beekaytee - Apr 20, 2005 9:54:50 am PDT #4640 of 10001
Compassionately intolerant

Thank god for gold crowns!

I broke a back molar (on quinoa salad...be afraid, be very afraid) but not so you could see it on an xray. For *8* years, I struggled with stupid dentists saying,"No, we just need to replace the filling."

Could not chew on the left side of my mouth without getting a shooting pain.

Finally, Dr. Bleecher, (a cosmetic dentist, no less) listened to my woe and gave me a gold crown. Ah. Bliss.