Tell him to shave.
I just watched American Wedding last night. My mind went somewhere totally different.
Spike: Heard what happened up top, offing your dad and all. Don't know if you know this, but, uh…I killed my mum. Actually, I'd already killed her, and then she tried to shag me, so I had to-- Wesley: Thank you. I'm…very comforted.
'Lineage'
Spike's Bitches 23: We've mastered the power of positive giving up.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
ChiKat - Apr 15, 2005 9:15:50 am PDT #3822 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
Sean K - Apr 15, 2005 9:19:12 am PDT #3823 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
Heh, good point, erika.
I just kinda freaked myself out in the middle of the night last night because I don't know this guy, I don't know what he's capable of, and so I sort of freaked myself with the possible answers to those questions.
beth b - Apr 15, 2005 9:22:07 am PDT #3824 of 10001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!
Ill just sound out a large blanket of ma~~` everyone seems way too stressed over things from dollars to health to evil roommates and other bad stuff. I spent this am being gloom and doom about taxes, but since we have the money to pay the giant bills , so be it . Mthe eveil is done and my birthday is monday . and it is friday, one of the better days at the library.
plus princess ticky box is on my computer.
juliana - Apr 15, 2005 9:33:14 am PDT #3825 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…
It's really not an issue until later in the evening. And even then, I don't mind his scruffies. I'm sure he'd accomodate you, though.
BWAH!!
The shave bit is a longstanding joke between myself and a friend - Julie Anne - and her male life partner - Scott. J and I flirt outrageously with each other and snuggle constantly, so the running joke is that some night she'll entice me to their place. Scott piped in with "I'll even shave!" Hence, the shaving demand.
And now I felt like I overexplained the joke, but I wanted to share it, because it fit so well!! stresses, has more english toffee
Frankenbuddha - Apr 15, 2005 9:36:43 am PDT #3826 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
plus princess ticky box is on my computer.
Make sure she doesn't fall off then - she's so wee she'd get hurt.
Aims - Apr 15, 2005 9:39:02 am PDT #3827 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Ok, the guy in Atlanta that got the deputy's gun and killed 4 people? Back in court today with 8 armed guards and NO HANDCUFFS.
WTF??
erikaj - Apr 15, 2005 9:41:20 am PDT #3828 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!
Oh, man. Sean isn't the only one with somewhere to leave is he? Having the same epiphany over and over= boring, especially without an instruction book or something. I don't even have a van to put by the river, anymore.
tommyrot - Apr 15, 2005 9:44:59 am PDT #3829 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Ok, the guy in Atlanta that got the deputy's gun and killed 4 people? Back in court today with 8 armed guards and NO HANDCUFFS.
Maybe they all have a "Make my day" attitude, and they're hoping he'll try to escape so they can get revenge?
Doesn't seem likely, but I can't think of anything else....
Oh, maybe they're all on crack!
Aims - Apr 15, 2005 9:47:28 am PDT #3830 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Oh, maybe they're all on crack!
I didn't realize Marion Berry was in Atlanta today!
Topic!Cindy - Apr 15, 2005 9:48:47 am PDT #3831 of 10001
What is even happening?
And now I felt like I overexplained the joke, but I wanted to share it, because it fit so well!! stresses, has more english toffee
MY PEOPLE!