Ok, can I just say that being a working mom is HARD?? How the hell do people find time to work out, cook, spend time with your kid, clean house, have sex, talk to your husband???
t collapses
...burning baby fish swimming all round your head.
Drusilla ,'Conversations with Dead People'
Spike's Bitches 23: We've mastered the power of positive giving up.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Aims - Apr 14, 2005 2:32:48 pm PDT #3651 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Betsy HP - Apr 14, 2005 2:33:48 pm PDT #3652 of 10001
If I only had a brain...
How the hell do people find time to work out, cook, spend time with your kid, clean house, have sex, talk to your husband???
"Clean house"?
Aims - Apr 14, 2005 2:34:16 pm PDT #3653 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Yeah no kidding.
§ ita § - Apr 14, 2005 2:34:28 pm PDT #3654 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Everything but "work out" looks pretty optional on that list, really.
Signed,
Surprisingly Single and Childless.
Betsy HP - Apr 14, 2005 2:35:17 pm PDT #3655 of 10001
If I only had a brain...
It helps a lot if you train the kids to spend time with the internet instead.
Aims - Apr 14, 2005 2:38:33 pm PDT #3656 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Teach kid internets. Great! Another thing to do.
Fay - Apr 14, 2005 2:40:05 pm PDT #3657 of 10001
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.
Teach kid internets.
That's actually on my ICT planning for next week. Only the s comes at the end of the second word in the planning, not the third.
Betsy HP - Apr 14, 2005 2:41:03 pm PDT #3658 of 10001
If I only had a brain...
Be sure to play them "The Internet Is For Porn" from Avenue Q.
DavidS - Apr 14, 2005 2:42:15 pm PDT #3659 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Be sure to play them "The Internet Is For Porn" from Avenue Q.
Because...then Fay would be fired and we'd probably see her more often if she didn't live in Egypt?
Jessica - Apr 14, 2005 2:49:46 pm PDT #3660 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Discovery of the evening:
I can order Indian food from Baluchi's online.
I may never cook again.