Can't drink, smoke, diddle my willy. Doesn't leave much to do other than watch you blokes stumble around playing Agatha Christie.

Spike ,'The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco'


Spike's Bitches 23: We've mastered the power of positive giving up.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Frankenbuddha - Apr 14, 2005 8:23:50 am PDT #3456 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

I'ma reiterate what I've said many times in the past: penii are weird as hell. I mean, I like them, don't get me wrong, but they're weird-looking and -- no external body part should move on its own like that, as often as it does.

Also, the plural is hopefully never used in the case of a single owner.


Frankenbuddha - Apr 14, 2005 8:24:35 am PDT #3457 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Oh, and Lilty - received and back-flung.


Steph L. - Apr 14, 2005 8:26:39 am PDT #3458 of 10001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

My favorites are palak paneer and madras lentils.

My favorite is the Peas Paneer, but then Matar Paneer is, in general, my favorite Indian dish. Yum.


DavidS - Apr 14, 2005 8:26:50 am PDT #3459 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

How big a freak do you want me to be?

I want you to be a big enough freak to make yourself happy and piss off your state case workers. That's about it.


Steph L. - Apr 14, 2005 8:27:48 am PDT #3460 of 10001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

I want you to be a big enough freak to make yourself happy

Happy erika would be good. The world needs more of it.


-t - Apr 14, 2005 8:33:53 am PDT #3461 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

I forgot to say how great Owen's first sign was in the general Tickybox excitement. Let me say now that it's really really cool!

Glad to hear the body is working right, askye. I'm interested to hear how the nutritionist works out. That sems like something I could use - given complete freedom my eating habits are terrible.

I am now attempting to eat a kiwi, armed only with a plastic knife.


Jessica - Apr 14, 2005 8:37:49 am PDT #3462 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Paneer-loving FREAKS, the lot of you.

(Signed, the only sane person IN THE WORLD. Paneer is nasty and an affront to cheesedom.)


Steph L. - Apr 14, 2005 8:41:44 am PDT #3463 of 10001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Jess, that is the straw that broke the flame-proof camel's back!

We're throwing down, cheese snob! Bring your humboldt fog -- my paneer will Kick. Its. ASS!

t WWF music plays....

No, I like all kinds of things that probably shouldn't even be called "cheese" -- processed individually wrapped *fat-free* American cheese food slices, for one. (No, I seriously do. They make great grilled cheez sandwiches.)


Aims - Apr 14, 2005 8:41:54 am PDT #3464 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

t raises hand

What's paneer?


Betsy HP - Apr 14, 2005 8:42:15 am PDT #3465 of 10001
If I only had a brain...

Right next to pancheekbone.