Why? Why does it seem like all the drivers, pedestrians and cyclists in this town deserve to be beaten around the face and head until they bleed from the eyes? Why do they all seem congenitally incapable of not cutting everyone else off at every opportunity? Why?

Ok, now Portland is sounding like Los Angeles.

Also, Ticky Box!

Ok, now Portland is sounding like Los Angeles.

No, definitely not Portland - I'm in Boston. Portland drivers are generally OK, though I've noticed the Masshole virus is infecting Maine drivers lately.

My last one was Catholic.I didn't get to hang out with it too often.(And JZ, if you tell me anything about Lewis' penis, I'll come up there and smack you. I'm not playing.)

Why? Why does it seem like all the drivers, pedestrians and cyclists in this town deserve to be beaten around the face and head until they bleed from the eyes? Why do they all seem congenitally incapable of not cutting everyone else off at every opportunity? Why?

Liberal conspiracy.

I'm in Boston.

There it is.

I'ma reiterate what I've said many times in the past: penii are weird as hell. I mean, I like them, don't get me wrong, but they're weird-looking and -- no external body part should move on its own like that, as often as it does.

Frank, I am so very jealous of your lunch. I had Tasty Bite palak paneer with rice, then lemon yogurt.

Happy Birthday Lillian!

Princess Tickybox seems even more miraculous to me than most Buffista babies. I remember when Plei was alluding to infertility issues; then one magic day she announced she was pregnant. Then came that awful party where she was whisked off to the hospital and put on bedrest.

And now there's a Tickybox. HOORAY!