Yargh! Have to find a baby doctor!
You can tell I'm childless, b/c the fact that a woman who's due in *two days* just said this made me snicker madly.
Dreg: Glory, Your Most Fresh-And-Cleanness. It's only a matter of time-- Glory: Ugh, everything always takes time! What about my time? Does anyone appreciate I'm on a schedule here?! Tick tock, Dreg! Tick freakin' tock!
'Sleeper'
Spike's Bitches 23: We've mastered the power of positive giving up.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Steph L. - Apr 10, 2005 5:16:50 pm PDT #2446 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism
DavidS - Apr 10, 2005 5:17:47 pm PDT #2447 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Hec, that's so cool that you remember all that.
That was the short version. I could easily break it down into detailed half hour increments. I remember way more about it than EM does.
Stephanie, I'm glad to share the details. I really think we got very nearly the ultimate in generic HMO type births. Except for Emmett having the cord around his neck and coming out purple. But otherwise it was totally dictated by HMO type procedures. We had great nurses. Loved our nurses.
Ple, don't worry about the Pediatrician. We just took the one our OB recommended and he's been great. He came over the day after the birth and we met him for the first time and he met Emmett at one day old.
Cashmere - Apr 10, 2005 5:18:00 pm PDT #2448 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.
You can tell I'm childless, b/c the fact that a woman who's due in *two days* just said this made me snicker madly
I admit I giggled, too.
P.M. Marc - Apr 10, 2005 5:20:09 pm PDT #2449 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
You can tell I'm childless, b/c the fact that a woman who's due in *two days* just said this made me snicker madly.
Well, technically, I'm due in two weeks.
I'm just going in to actually have the kid in two days, and have spent so much of the last few months in the damn doctor's office, I haven't had time to look for one.
Your OB will have a list.
They'll have one in L&D, too. I still think I should make Paul do it.
Steph L. - Apr 10, 2005 5:20:23 pm PDT #2450 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism
Plus, all the childbirth talk? Now I understand the people who hate when baseball talk takes over Natter. It's like another language totally, with way too much "rip" and "tear" in it.
P.M. Marc - Apr 10, 2005 5:21:54 pm PDT #2451 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
Plus, all the childbirth talk? Now I understand the people who hate when baseball talk takes over Natter. It's like another language totally, with way too much "rip" and "tear" in it.
Dude, that's not even getting into all the body fluids involved. I hear, for the record, that it's all of them, plus the occasional solid.
Lee - Apr 10, 2005 5:22:13 pm PDT #2452 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
Steph, I put a question in my LJ today that I was hoping you might be able to answer.
Ginger - Apr 10, 2005 5:22:17 pm PDT #2453 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
Plus, all the childbirth talk?
Yeah, reading with your legs tightly crossed does get uncomfortable after a while.
sj - Apr 10, 2005 5:23:03 pm PDT #2454 of 10001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."
It's like another language totally, with way too much "rip" and "tear" in it.
Not to mention blood and pain.
Betsy HP - Apr 10, 2005 5:23:06 pm PDT #2455 of 10001
If I only had a brain...
Tell Paul to ask his co-workers.