You're talking to Serenity. And, Early... Serenity is very unhappy.

River ,'Objects In Space'


Spike's Bitches 23: We've mastered the power of positive giving up.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


-t - Apr 07, 2005 8:36:48 am PDT #1895 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

I'd love a road trip if I wasn't already booked for a wedding in California that weekend. 13 hours is a whole lot by yourself. (eta: OW!)


Amy - Apr 07, 2005 8:37:27 am PDT #1896 of 10001
Because books.

"He's a total slippery chicken."

Words cannot express how much, and how often, I am going to use this. Heh.

a teenager we don't know took one of Annabel's newborn pictures and posted it to her blog as "her new baby sister."

That is odd. Also, new? I mean, Annabel doesn't exactly look like a newborn. Silly teenagers.


§ ita § - Apr 07, 2005 8:38:23 am PDT #1897 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

a teenager we don't know took one of Annabel's newborn pictures and posted it to her blog as "her new baby sister."

That is odd. Also, new? I mean, Annabel doesn't exactly look like a newborn.

But she did in her newborn pictures.


Aims - Apr 07, 2005 8:38:42 am PDT #1898 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

You know those fwd's you sometimes get about this little girl/boy is missing, send this to 145 people or chickens will rain into your shower? Usually, the child is from someone's random website.


Lee - Apr 07, 2005 8:38:47 am PDT #1899 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

WTFOMG!

Owww, and also ewwww.


Aims - Apr 07, 2005 8:39:35 am PDT #1900 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Owww, and also ewwww.

I mean, unless I can tug on those and really get the effect of a real corset, WHY WHY WHY???


Amy - Apr 07, 2005 8:39:37 am PDT #1901 of 10001
Because books.

WTFOMG!

Rocks self and mumbles, "Do not click strange links while eating..."

What happens if you unlace her, I wonder? Removable organs?


Amy - Apr 07, 2005 8:40:25 am PDT #1902 of 10001
Because books.

But she did in her newborn pictures.

And here is why I'm not a proofreader.


DavidS - Apr 07, 2005 8:43:41 am PDT #1903 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I'm glad Betsy explained the ship stuff, 'cuz for someone who's read all 20 of the Aubrey/Maturin books, I'm still awfully fuzzy on naval tactics.

They called them Ships of the Line because that aspect of naval battle strategy was so deeply and thoroughly entrenched.

Sorry for the super suckitude week, Cashmere. Spring should bring good things. Like, DST and A's wins.


Cashmere - Apr 07, 2005 8:47:58 am PDT #1904 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

When I used to spend time on baby naming boards, there were always teenagers who enjoyed fantasizing about the children they were going to have one day and the very elaborate names they were going to give them. Often this would turn into pretending to be pregnant, and then announcing the names and births of the children, who were usually twins or triplets, complete with posted photos of "their" babies in matching outfits. It was pretty obvious that this was fantasy rather than reality, because inevitably the girls would reveal their ignorance of pregnancy, birth, and life with newborns.

This is pretty fucked up. I'm glad I never ventured to those boards.